Michael Romano

Interesting perspectives on mundane situations through the eyes of a pastry chef

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Don't be the dweeb in a fine dining/ michelin restaurant wearing a t shirt, shorts, a hat, and yeezys.... 🙄

#finedining #restaurant #etiquette

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Boss: walk me through your process

Me:

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Me after a day of eating pancakes for 10 hours straight.
#hustle #workflow #cheflife #oops

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Dont let unfulfilled potential define your life. Give it your all, leave nothing on the table and you'll never feel like an imposter.

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

@realDonaldTrump refusing to accept defeat is the political version of your pre-teen refusing to believe that Santa Claus is fake. #GrowUp #SoreLoser #GoodRiddance #ByeDon #WorstPresidentEver

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Went and got some multi vitamins yesterday! Gotbone that i THOUGHT was 50+ different vitamins and nutrients ... got home to figure out they're just for men over the age of 50....#fml

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

I hope the next "reaction" @Facebook adds to their options is an eye roll emoji.... probably get the most uses.

🙄 #Facebook #opinions #everyonethinkstheyreright

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When her parents go away for a week and you go use their washer/dryer to avoid paying the laundromat prices for a week.... #adulting

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

How satisfying is it when you nail a parallel park on the first try....#smallvictory #itslikebuttah #nailedit

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

You know you're an adult when instead of buying each other birthday presents, we split a fancy garbage can for the apartment.. #adulting

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Wait..so... was the premise that the taxi with the license plate that said "fresh" & had dice in the mirror, actually transformed him INTO the fresh prince of Bel Air this whole time?? Bc you weren't that "fresh" in West Philadelphia, were you Mr. Smith #WillSmith #freshprince

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Hope all these people out here wearing masks and scarves are being tortured by their own bad breath

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

This is the perfect time for all the musicians in the world to WRITE NEW STUFF. Turn this year around with some new jams from your favorite artists. #musicindustry #musician #NewMusic #please #PSA #QuarantineLife #pandemic #SilverLining

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I just hope the 1 thing that lasts, even after this pandemic is over, is everyone's heightened awareness of sanitation and basic hygiene practices....people are gross. #pandemic #washyourhands #alwaysandforever

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

I've never had an omelette with diced chicken in it before today... but for some reason 2 different candidates doing tastings for a job served me this bizarre combo today...has anyone heard of this before? Do people actually LIKE this? What cooked first? The chicken or the egg?

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Coworker: Hows that diet going?!

Me: I had a HUGE salad for lunch! But followed it up with 2 Kouign-amann as they came outta the oven.....
#noregrets

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Signing a lease with a greek realtor isn't official unless it ends with them gifting you a bottle of their family's olive oil right?
#newapartment #newbeginnings #bigmoves

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Just made 2 different single origin coffees in 2 different manual brewing methods while watching @vulfpeck live at Madison Square Garden...

Am I hip yet?

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

Our banqueting division fed 32,000 people in 21 days. 🥂 happy holidays #cheers #Hospitality #busyseason

[Michael Romano @SweetSovereign]

This year, don't be the douche that brings a guitar to your family holiday dinners.