Trish Amspaugh

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

I just wrote a letter to Santa & Macy's donated $1 to Make-A-Wish! Write yours now: http://t.co/ODWQnwWJWW

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why do teenagers always go out in odd numbers? Because they can’t even. #ClassicJokeFriday

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

@TheEllenShow Its never too late

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

a list of people i trust

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

@chelseahandler why are u wearing pink plastic gloves?

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I just had a mild non violent silent outburst.
#NewWaysToDescribeYawning

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"A child's course in life should be determined not by the ZIP code she's born in, but by the strength of her work ethic." —President Obama

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

High school made me realize that a lot of people will change just to fit in

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

Of course I am #perfect

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

I hate it when other people laugh and still look attractive, but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you're glad people with pre-existing conditions can no longer be denied health care. #Obamacare

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"Let us pause and give thanks for the fact that Nelson Mandela lived." —President Obama

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

Former Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo promises to smoke marijuana with filmmaker http://t.co/058Fsv1F

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

I'm Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory @BuddyTV - what about you? http://t.co/KDw6ki5W

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

Ark. Group to Submit Signatures to Get Medical Marijuana on Ballot http://t.co/tZUTNKNO

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

how much longer till Life in a Day starts?

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

I nominate @sesamestreet for a Shorty Award in #television because I have been in love with all the characters all my l http://bit.ly/shorty

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

Happy 17th Birthday to my wonderful son!

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

OMG! That little boy looks just like u! (@JimCarrey)http://yfrog.com/h3c4vkj

[Trish Amspaugh @SweetTPrincess]

I slept like a baby. Can't I just go back to sleep?