Sweet-Tweeting Pih

Erm, did I just tweet that?

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My favorite Disney princess

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@WEEGEETHEGOD They were going to do that but it didn't poll well with libertarians

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We don't discuss the intersectionality of dog girls because as a society we treat dogs and women the same, think about that.

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I don't know who made post-impressionism, but they should've made Vincent Van Gogh to the polls

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@Dexerto It would make more sense if it was a pokemon from the lotad line

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Crypt-o is digital mummy

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@haalasback @n0penotnat Hitting ReTweet, that's that shit trans be on

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In highschool I did weight training by leaving all my textbooks in my backpack

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Charles Entertainment Kirk

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Putting a bottle of piss in my car in case I crash into a jellyfish

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"I don't care if you want to have sex, I'm not letting you drive my car!" - me at a swingers' key party, probably.

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@shoe0nhead What happened to the goy lives matter tweet, I was going to send that to my friends

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I constantly preen my fingers and have sore and bloody nail folds

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@Japzer6 @saltydkdan I'm glad I left an impact on the internet's most spiritually white community, surely this will get me into Agartha.

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If you give a mouse a slippery slope fallacy

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Cryptidcurrency is when bigfoots are dollars

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Give me liberty or give me head

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Jewish people eat Chinese food on Christmas so Chinese people on Christmas probably eat bagels or something

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Going back to the first chudsgiving to get Charlie Kirkey off the menu

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Call me Isreal the way my girl giving me that iron dome

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My professor wants me to use a planner for class, I call that the liberal agenda