Justin

GET OUT MEH SWAMP

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Lots of people are feeling unproductive. But if you successfully infect zero people with the virus, seriously you’ve been extremely productive.

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

When people say the don’t drink their cereal with milk my follow up question is always “and how many people have you killed”

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

*me on the week of 4th of July
“Is that lightning?”

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

@popp_a_mollyy LOLLLL so true it hurts 😭😂

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

This might be controversial but people who don’t know how to use “much” vs “many” in sentences bother me more than people who can’t use “their, they’re, there” appropriately 😐

[KD @karladelucas_]

racists in CA will really be like “tHiS iS aMeRicA sPeAk eNgLisH” but live in a place called Los Angeles or Palos Verdes or La Habra or San Diego or La Mirada or Escondido or Sacramento or Rancho Cucamonga or Santa Ana or Costa Mesa or San Clemente or San Jose or Santa Monica or

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

Is everyone born in May?? Like what the fuck

[afters spice @wildsunshinesky]

I’m sorry after all that the baby’s name is fucking KYLE!!!??!?

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

@missmanderzzz Please report to my office

[kenny @kungflukenny]

Just fine the 40,000 people who went to Huntington Beach $1000 each. Then use that $40 million to increase testing, support hospitals, support food drives, and social services.

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

@popp_a_mollyy “COVID IS A LIE”
*lead protestor gets diagnosed with COVID

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

Don’t worry bb I’m back 💕

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

People who say “I’m a good person” or “I’m humble” are never actually good or humble, it’s just what they tell themselves so their mind can do mental gymnastics so their ego doesn’t feel attacked 🙄

[afters spice @wildsunshinesky]

@Sweetoes2 Where tf have you been

[Danny Peter Smith @dannypetersmith]

AT THIS PERFORMANCE, the role of Toto will be played by:

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

Facebook: the world’s platform for bringing back cringy memories

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

White people wearing shoes inside your home but then be barefoot outside???

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

Why do old people have such a specific smell 😩

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

I have yet to see a skater land a trick

[Justin @Sweetoes2]

*me during the hottest day of summer
“Should I wear all black or grey?”