༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍↳ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙧 ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴛᴀɴᴋ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᴀɴᴅ 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐭! ༉‧₊˚✧

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

˚✧༄

ɢɪᴍᴍᴇ 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬,
ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏.

-ˋˏ [ #ferp :; #ferp ] ˎˊ

ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩,
ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏!

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@SINFULTACTICA I love puns. Marry me.

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@SteadfastBlade {🍭} oh omg no worries at all!! It happens all the time so I thought I’d make a general statement for everyone! You’re so cool don’t worry :)

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

{🍭} PSA that 99.99% of the stuff I tweet is meant for silly/crack crimes and I prommy I would not joke with a writer that I wasn’t confident would be ok with it and if I DO end up overstepping please lmk 👍🏻

I’m here to be silly I don’t have an ounce of seriousness in my blood

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@steIIarstrategy {🍭} WOW WE’RE SO IN LOVE RN!!

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@Indigo_Dancer {🍭} yeah actually he SUCKS he’s the WORST I hope he BLOWS UP

[ℑ𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔬 💐🍭 @Indigo_Dancer]

@SweetsStealer [A tear rolls down his cheek as he tucks this photo away in his pocket]

I always thought you two loved one another so much...

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@steIIarstrategy {🍭} IM JUST SAYING I LOVE YOU ALSO PLS DONT HURT ME IM ONLY A BOY!!

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@steIIarstrategy {🍭} NO I love YOU

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@SteadfastBlade Good! See you at your public execution, Grumps!

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@SteadfastBlade Someone doesn’t understand the context of a crack tweet… burdened for my silly crimes…

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@Indigo_Dancer Ewwww

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

One too many, I’m afraid….

[ℑ𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔬 💐🍭 @Indigo_Dancer]

Hey! I'm an only child!

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@ExposedDomain Nobody said I didn’t. Now scram.

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

@Indigo_Dancer I love you, Pumpkin, but any version of me who decided to have kids is a total sucker and I have no respect for him

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

Whatever version of me that keeps popping out kids needs to be castrated. I didn’t sign up for this! Not my bakery, not my buns!

[YBJ @ljayden55]

Pie perspective

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

. . .

Yeah, I don’t think so kiddo.
Nice joke, though.

[༉‧₊˚ 𝐆ᴀɪᴜs @SweetsStealer]

Do I LOOK LIKE—

I can be mean to this one, right? She said I look old.