SwanQueen's Diary.

Just a Swan and her Queen, scribbling away in their shared diary. | Entries from Emma are signed ~ Ɛ ; Regina's are signed - ℛ. | {Parody. #SwanQueen.}

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

#Entry1. After a couple weeks of couple's counseling, Archie suggested Regina and I keep a diary together. Let's see how this goes.

~ Ɛ

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

#Entry75. Emma ate too much Halloween candy already, and now she's sick. I'll give you one guess as to who has to take care of her.

- ℛ

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#Entry74.
Emma wanted us to watch Christmas movies.
I suggested Halloween movies.
We compromised on The Nightmare Before Christmas.

-ℛ

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#Entry73. Emma acts as though I withhold sex from her on a regular basis.

- ℛ

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#Entry72. For the past couple of days, Regina and I haven't left our bedroom. I don't mind the fighting if it means makeup sex.

~ Ɛ

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

|| New hearder. Because. Yeah.

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#Entry71. To make it clear, it is entirely Emma's fault that The Charmings aren't aware I'm dating their daughter.
Yet another problem.

-ℛ

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

-- situation involving the fact that my parents still don't know we're a thing...

~ Ɛ

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#Entry70. I'd say that family dinners would be less tense with Regina and Zelena getting along better now, but there's still the whole --

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#Entry69.

I had to steal this thing from 'Gina to make sure I got to write entry #69.

She compared me to a teenage boy because of it.

~ Ɛ

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

#Entry68.

Dropping a stink bomb in Bee later.

~ Ɛ

Screw decorum.

- ℛ

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#Entry67. I gotta admit, I kind of owe Zelena one. By her sleeping with Robin, it finally drove Regina to me.

Thanks, green bitch.

~ Ɛ

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

-- to want my head delivered to her on a silver platter.
3. Emma was being a pain in my ass.

#3. isn't a surprise, nor interesting.

- ℛ

[SwanQueen's Diary. @SwenScribbles]

#Entry66. Several interesting things have happened so far today. I'll compile a list.

1. I stole Bee's diary.
2. Zelena no longer seems --

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#Entry65. Also, Emma, when you read this, remind me to research whether or not lesbianism is genetic. I have an inkling.

- ℛ

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#Entry64. Bee was rather rude to Emma earlier, so it would appear as though Zelena found herself a new accomplice — me.

- ℛ

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#Entry63. I saw Zelena in town today. Looks like she's after Bee. I would've stopped her, but I'm still pissed that he touched my bug.

~ Ɛ

[Zelena. @WickcdMills]

"I will get EVERYTHING you've ever had."

➳ Very Descriptive.
➳ Ships depend on chemistry.
➳ RT? https://t.co/X3D4j9oE7F

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#Entry62. It's really no wonder that everyone seems to be related in Storybrooke.

- ℛ

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#Entry61. Regina told me that she caught Belle staring at her ass earlier. I'm not even mad, her boyfriend's in my dungeon.

~ Ɛ

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#Entry60.

Regina and Bee match. Ha.

{Pastes a photo into their journal.}

~ Ɛ