Savannah Keen

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Actually I changed my mind someone get me a breast milk ring made for my birthday that’s about the same as a small tattoo. Still want the cookie cake though

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

I legit only want a tattoo for my birthday. And a cookie cake. Now that I’m done breastfeeding I need to feel the tattoo needles

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Day 2 of a migraine. I wanna throw up and bash my head against the wall 😵‍💫

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Being a parent truly means never taking a quiet, peaceful shit again

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

I want soup and ice cream and to sleep for 5 hours

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

I just wanna cute fun girls night where we have dinner, drinks, and do something crafty. But I have exactly 0 girl friends

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Some people should seriously be castrated

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Worried about some car lights but not a cigarette in front of the baby. Makes sense.

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Continuing to find out your true colors.. I never knew a person could be so shitty

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Who started the trend to duck jeeps? Cause it’s gay

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Idk why but everytime I put Liv down for a nap I get insanely exhausted like the hour of sleep at night finally registers and I want to nap with her

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

I love how I’m always the one that gets unfriended on socials like you will not get access to my life just cause you’re still friends with my husband.

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

One thing about me, if I read the message like this 😐 I don’t have time to argue. Cause it’s not worth my time

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Really hope this Mother’s Day is better than the last. Love that I had a first Mother’s Day last year but the whole day was just meh sadly..

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

The problem is I could take a nap right now and still go to bed at a decent time

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

My tiktok is telling me to move to Florida

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

*goes to bed to try to get some sleep before liv wakes up*
*can’t fall asleep..*

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

If you’re a parent getting more than 3.5 hours of sleep at night, I envy you.

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

I just need to know why shows keep pushing Alex Cooper.. she was cool like 5 years ago, she’s not cool anymore..

[Savannah Keen @SwerVannahh]

Being a mom means breakfast is usually at 11 and lunch either doesn’t happen or you get eat at like 4pm…