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The eyes chico... They never lie •

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

When I pull up to the function with 5 racially ambiguous strippers remember that I wanted a wife first

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

Don’t matter, the grass is greener on whatever side I’m on

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

Need

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

New Balance 740 “Ocean Blue” 🌊

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

Why they have to kill Lou wtf

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

If you got one leg in the future and one leg in the past, all you’re doin is pissin on your present

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 6pm on a Sunday evening.

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

Herbert was gettin tf to it

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: The FBI just put faces to the fraud.

The bureau dropped its most wanted fraudsters list, with alleged schemes ranging from $1.3 million to $1.2 billion dollars taken from American taxpayers.

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

I don’t care what I accomplish in life, this is something I ultimately want. We’re meant to love and be loved. I don’t care what anyone says

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[gazer christian @christianswrld]

Losing my bitch was the best thing that ever happened to me

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman would rather lose a good man than become a better woman.

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

Blessed is the man who endures temptation

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

@CTCSquares yall got the worst bags outta every cereal, they never rip open right 😑

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

I’m a boring mf, this is fun to me😂

[Q NO RAP NAME 📰🏝️🧮 @qnorapname_]

breaking up the gas station dick pill and sprinkling it on my entree so she know what im on>

[swervinsam.eth @SwervinSam_]

Im homeless n need somewhere to stay?????

[🧚🏽 @sonaadiaw]

wtf is niggas obsession w coming to a girl house ????????

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Honestly relationship isn't supposed to be a prison, people are meant to have a life outside it so yes go on friendship dates and take pictures but don't come back to me.