Swerve

swerve of helex! proud owner of swerve's
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[Swerve @SwervingIt]

// intro!
- 21 he/him
- better intro is on @RedAlertTF
- No NSFW but may include occasional 16+ humour
- I only do romantic scenes with my partner, though flirting (jokingly) is fine
- may be ooc :(
- 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑳𝒀 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑹 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮

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I knocked over a bunch of energon onto my head and now a bunch is stuck in my kibble can someone hold me upside down and shake me

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@mr_dr_eyebrows I DON'T FEEL ALRIGHT

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Just learnt things about Magnus I do not want to ever learn again how do I lose my memory

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@UltraMagnusTF EWWWWWW DONT LOOK AT ME

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@mortilussaves @UltraMagnusTF That is long for single 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@RepentingPoet @SARInferno AUUUGHH

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@SARInferno @RepentingPoet Magnus is dickriding Red Alert + being a tattle tale over a simple harmless sprinkler thought you guys would wanna know

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@UltraMagnusTF @mortilussaves Red alert and magnus kissing in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g 😑😑😒😒😒

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@mortilussaves @UltraMagnusTF Who are you gay for

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@RepentingPoet @SARInferno FIGURATIVELY dickriding you know like SUCKING UP? NOT LIKE SUCKING DICK

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@TheVehicon No I dont want to talk about it anymore

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@RepentingPoet @SARInferno You are disgusttinnggg I'm never going to forget that Megatron I'm going to think about the- Primus. WHY

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@TheVehicon Uhhhh. Well. Eurhm. You wouldn't know her

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@eldritch_sleep help

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Just learnt things about Magnus I do not want to ever learn again how do I lose my memory

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Im so fr

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Someone help me

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@TheVehicon Well like I don't see her unless my datapad is on and I don't use it a lpt

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@RepentingPoet @SARInferno What? Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew. Ew . Ew ew. Ew. Ew.

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@TheVehicon Wait I forgot I have a girlfriend

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@TheVehicon I've never dated anyone so I wouldn't know

[FRENZY💥💥💥💥💥 @SPARKAFRENZY]

@SwervingIt already made u broski

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@SPARKAFRENZY Im fly as fuck