Sam Weyen

Georgia boy and Stanford fan. Former Stanford Tree ('16-17). Cofounder of @channeltree

[Sam Weyen @SweyenFlu]

@RedditCFB where's the kibbie dome

[Channel Tree Sports 🌲 @channeltree]

The Tree is the greatest mascot ever and I will die on that hill.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a paintbrush signed by our own Bob Ross, @RomeOdunze 🖌️

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Who wants a draft hat? 👀

Repost for the chance to win!

[Sam Weyen @SweyenFlu]

@joeC000L This reads like my old youth pastor on Easter

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

#Bears fans, we’re giving away two more Caleb Williams jerseys AND an autographed Devin Hester jersey!

1. Like and RT this post
2. Follow @jacobinfante24 and @ChiSportsTracks to enter

Extra entry if you subscribe to the Chicago Sports Podcast YouTube channel

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED D-Rose jersey 🌹

[Sam Weyen @SweyenFlu]

@GaryTyrrell Iconic album!

[Dave @davebftv]

The pope is a Bears fan

[Sam Weyen @SweyenFlu]

Bleep bloop

[Channel Tree Sports 🌲 @channeltree]

We are 20 minutes away from tip between Stanford MBB and UNLV. The Runnin' Rebels are off to a tough start to the year, so this is a Quad 4 game, and a must-win for the Cardinal. UNLV sends their opponents to the line A LOT, so Stanford should look to force the issue

[Channel Tree Sports 🌲 @channeltree]

Stanford falls to #17 Tennessee 65-62. They went toe-to-toe for 40 minutes but couldn't overcome 30 turnovers. Nunu Agara led with 14 points and 11 rebounds. Hailee Swain had 14, Chloe Clardy added 12, and Lara Somfai scored 10, all in the second half

[Channel Tree Sports 🌲 @channeltree]

Stanford Pummels Portland, 94-72 https://t.co/wAdtwVa5tN

[Stanford Men's Basketball @StanfordMBB]

CHAMPIONS.

[Stanford Men's Basketball @StanfordMBB]

BENNY GEALER AT THE BUZZER

[Stanford Cardinal 🌲🤓 @GoStanford]

We're giving away the Ultimate Gameday Experience for @StanfordFball vs. Notre Dame this Saturday, presented by game sponsor @WellsFargo! 👀

Like + RT to enter for your chance to win!

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I am overjoyed. Not only did our unit defeat the Bears draped in Gold, but we recovered a relic Axe that has a storied lore and great meaning to the men. Stupendous. Wake the hogs. Wake the cows. All will want to be apprised of this victory immediately.
— Andrew

[Stanford Football @StanfordFball]

OUR. AXE.

[Channel Tree Sports 🌲 @channeltree]

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