Swift Bob

I really am canny swift

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@IamRebeccaMarie I look forward to my very very expensive gift :-)

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

A full day off without getting a list of jobs to do!! Proper relaxing!

[Seventy3 @Seventy3Fanzine]

When I was young I had no sense,
I punched a horse in self defence.
The reason why I done this crime,
Is I had bad toothache at the time!

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@danroan why did you not ask di canio your questions when he was working for bbc sport recently? come on answer the question #safc

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@SarahG2103 @JimTom12 OOOooooo look at us with our iphones; pathetic!!

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@IamRebeccaMarie Its pie with some ocean stuff in it, init

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@IamRebeccaMarie although people trying to walk in high heels on cobles in Ibiza is quite funny!!

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@helenmclean88 @SarahG2103 @lauramclean09 And there are more. he he he

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

Best seasons wishes from Swift Bob. Keep your arms straight or you could be under suspicion (unless you are a wifey).

Happy Christmas

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@SeanPlatt4 Hello from Bob! How straight are your arms?

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@SamCothill What's all this about then Jimmy?

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

Back to work tomorrow. I really, really don't want to go!!!!!

[David Boyle @davidboyle1985]

always nice to see the Geordie nation making an appearance at the airshow #nufc

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@megzy_98 very cool Megs @megzy_98 @Sunderland_Dive

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

That cabeye is a right dirty sh*te

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

@SarahG2103 @Sunderland_Dive
I will do me own match updates thank you!!

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

I cannot stand this utter, utter crap that is big brother. Off to bed to watch the footy. Thank the lord for football!!!!

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

Girls fighting again now so am going to flick them both in the chin!!!

aaaagggghhh!!!!!!!!!

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

I am so tired now after the party. Burnt alot in the chiminea, infact nothing left to burn but Stuarts decking!!!! Thanks to all that came.

[Swift Bob @SwiftBob1]

What a performance from the TP Community drama group last night!! Lucy G & Megan Watt were outstanding. Nicole sounded very good as well.