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the floater

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

I got to smoke weed to my favorite song I have tattooed on my body, with my favorite person. Thank you @KiDCuDi @kingchip you two have been quintessential to my happiness throughout the years. Wonderful show. Might be my favorite night of my life so far.

[Commanders on Real @WSHOnReal]

NFL need to investigate these refs

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Kaliakmanis-to-Austin Ekeler handoff — who had that on their bingo card a week ago?

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

@NFL why did we decide the refs need to hate the @Commanders this year. This shit is getting ridiculous 😭

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

@drpepper never replied to me because I'm right and they changed something in Dr Pepper. It does taste the same, and hasn't for the past month.

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

Being a Washington Redskins fan is tough because my ancestors have forever foresakem and cursed this team for changing the name to "commies" @Commanders

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

Why the hell is a small bag of @FlipzSnackz pretzels $5. These not even half full things should be $2 at most 😭

[Jamie @ivegotwoodagain]

Oldest kids 16th. Out for steak with the ex wife (mother) and the current wife. What a night

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟 @TheNicholasWolf]

“There was too much Vader in him.”

You mean the same Vader that at the climax Luke literally threw down his lightsaber before and refused to fight because he knew there was still good in his soul? That Vader?

Dumbest writing in history, and it’s not even close.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

So the people accusing Democrats of being paid protestors are... paid protestors???

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”

[🕵🏻‍♂️ @killwinstanley]

I have started ignoring girls who dont ask questions back in messages and and it has made my life a lot better

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

@abbyygiirl The village

[CrazyAmerican @CrazyAmercan]

The real victim in this whole thing is Jane Doe’s boyfriend 😂

[AB @AB84]

Deshaun Watson showing off his Minecraft world… #CTESPN

[𝑫𝒖𝑲𝒆! @whotfisDuke]

Dating a woman who is easily accessible to other men is so embarrassing

[Judyyyy @iamjudyyyyyyyy]

Imagine you never heard of Attack On Titan and you go to the airport and see this fcking thing there.

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

@BigAl2198 I genuinely was thinking about the seas the other day, wardogs is fun but it's not doing it for me tbh.

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

Unfortunately there was a fire in riverdale by exes house, and I indeed, did go check to see if it was her and she was okay.

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

@BigAl2198 I fear if Zoe ever sees me again on the seas or irl she might stab or kill me. I'm fine with that too.

[p @SwiftIsTheName]

@BigAl2198 It's ok we've blocked each other on everything including PSN