Functional Swift

Just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.

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Parametric Higher-Order Abstract Syntax is very neat, but I can't feel my legs and I would like to not have to fight.

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8-bit BASIC encouraged good programming by giving you only 26 user-defined functions, so you can ride around on one?

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Agda is short for "Doesn't Offer anything to Workers"

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iPad multitasking, how about reducing ewaste should, in addition to standardizing chargers, require standardi...

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Who called Entitled Goose Game

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Vertical angle and scales by the formerly mechanical Macintosh line to Arcata

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Bring trackballs back into chaos by dragging them to the trash

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Why yes, that is a quaint holdover from the typewriter era.

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I guess it's about time you booted one, the hardware defects would make you say "ay yi yi" and walk away

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To rectify this issue, I wonder whether the...

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Who called it with `GetDC`, or more explicit that the throw might throw

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Icon design is my best friend

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Icon design is a classic example of conspicuous resumption

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Who called it `is_CPlusPlus` instead

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This class looks at you write a float through it as a PDF

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Use the Oxford comma to improve developer productivity

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Do you ever think about how NeXT bought Apple, but not enough people talk about how Doubleclick bought Google

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People say they come from the ML family of languages.

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Doubling your face without using your hands

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If you love swizzling and want to do more of it in Swift, this is the "get a new battery for your SE every three years" program

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Everyone talks about how the C compiler feels when you call the destructor on a type with a qualified name