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So do you still believe you’re voting your way out?

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@Illoath Debate ❌
Relentlessly bully ✅

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@Illoath Nah

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Blacks get to live as if they're the protagonist in a GTA game

Get caught committing a crime?

"Busted" screen comes up, get released an hour later

See a delivery driver?

Kill him, take his stuff

The downside? It's GTA Vice City and they die on any contact with water

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Lmao

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

UNREAL: Mount Vernon Deputy Commissioner of Public Safety Jennifer Lackard and her 20-year-old son, Chase, were arrested after authorities say she acted as the GETWAY DRIVER when her son fired shots at a rival gang member outside the Bronx Criminal Courthouse.

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@amberaleefrost You can even zoom in on the search bar not functioning

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Side note: what the fuck is he doing in Iceland anyway

[Truth Troll Official™️ @truthtroll_X]

Rabbi Shmuley: “Say it again, say it, say fuck Israel”

Icelander: “Fuck Israel. Do you want me to tell the world?”

Icelander: “How many times do you want me to say it? Fuck Israel, fuck Israel, fuck Israel…I will say fuck Israel all day, it is my country…why don’t you leave?

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@kenzietuff Not allowed to criticize the economy while the orange god is president.

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“How do we defeat them”

“It’s simple, we tweet and we vote for republicans who watch and let it happen”

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

One of America’s two major political parties has been captured by Communists who openly call for destroying the country. Anyone not primarily focused on defeating this secretly wants it to happen.

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The GOP is goddamn lame

[Senator Ted Budd @SenTedBuddNC]

Let me be clear: I will not back down. I will not waver. I will not stop until this life-threatening hemp loophole is closed permanently. We must strip this amendment from the CR & regulate these harmful substances for what they are—not what the industry wants to call them.

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@KlausJennings @ScottMGreer Became? It always was.

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@ChristKing15185 @interstatejuche There’s tweets of him complaining about the prices of things before Trump was sworn into office last year. If things are expensive in the present then you’re just a panican

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GOP coming with the “you will own nothing and be happy” slogan before midterms is a bold strategy.

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@Illoath It’s hard as fuck to gain traction on this site if you don’t have that goddamn checkmark.

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@ItsPhigs @captive_dreamer “Demoralized” and it’s just a shitlibs playing politics to secure votes

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@amberaleefrost Tfw you don’t use your Minecraft sword to kill the rooster

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@amberaleefrost That’s hilarious. I now must follow them

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@CajunJoeV3 @captive_dreamer My apologies. I did not know captive dreidel had that trademarked.

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@CajunJoeV3 @captive_dreamer Nobody is stealing anything. Everyone on this side of twitter knows they’re bio weapons. It isn’t some deep secret.

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@brandonadamson They were popular but I don’t know how. I always hated Billie’s voice

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@emac2005 “The judges are corrupt”

Ok, what to do about it then?

“Uhhh….uhhhh”