Raymond “Swift” Shag

‘94 Boilermaker | Travis Mathew ‘thusiast | Forever horny | Stay Swift

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@johhnybirks thot daughter in 4

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Woke up in my dog’s bed, mom lectured me for about an hour #yikes

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Went to bed in my bed last night and woke up to my mom asking if I’m ok on the couch downstairs. Ready to do it all again tonight #beer

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@chs_irish_golf @Fromthecartpath @indianahsgolf @gochsathletics That Kauffman kid plays the game the right way.

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Went to bed in my bed last night and woke up to my mom asking if I’m ok on the couch downstairs. Ready to do it all again tonight #beer

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@jarvisfink Time to start the healing process Jarv.

-Ray

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@tommyt369 Tommy,

Good to see you back.

-Ray

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Just got added to a group chat with coworkers, praying I don’t say some fucked shit or push some heavy propaganda while drunk #cooked #LANK

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If the Knicks lose in the finals, New York City will turn into the Gaza Strip. Alternatively, if the Knicks win in the finals, New York City will turn into the Gaza Strip #WWIIISoon

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@johhnybirks It might be straighter to wear a hat that says “I like dick in my ass”

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Woke nonsense!!! Let the kids play ref!

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@chasedownleads Guess who also owns the law firm across the street in case he tries to sue

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I’m gonna slime out Poppy #TheMasters

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This game was called for Illinois against Iowa, Fuck the Illini #IowavsIllinois

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Snap memories decided to remind me of my ex today #shoutout #yikes

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Word on the street is that Benjamin Netanyahu came up with this holiday. Fuck #ValentinesDay

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@CWILLIAMSMVP The kicker is that she’s probably hotter than 95% of Purdue girls too

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@yimmyyonjohn why he look like Curt Cignetti

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@12and0dom Barry,

Why did you not get ice cream when we beat Oregon?

Regards,
Raymond

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My latino friends would murder anyone if it meant they could have that football bad bunny was holding #BadBunny #SuperBowlLX

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The Lion does not concern himself with if he ghosted a woman and spins the block again #LANK