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April 20th, 2021 #WoodwardGONE #WeSayNoToSuperLeague

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@Zingoorr Maybe if the show runners gave Arya’s story any bits of fuck in S7 leading into S8, except for plot armour, random skill demonstrations like a court jester, and teenage horniness, maybe the whole killing the night king would land better.

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@UtdXclusive For those coping and explaining, they were mocking and derisive.

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@CarrickBalll_ That feeling is essentially the anticipation before getting kicked in the nuts by 16 of them every weekend.

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It’s good to get humbled early …. I guess? #HULMUN #MUFC

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@MUFC_dipnil2002 @aditya_reds Nope

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@spidersentry A lesson I suppose to Marvel writers to not flippantly disregard the absolute lack of fucks people have to give for the “New Avengers”. Both sides of the discourse have their underpants in a bunch about nothing when the issue simply is bad humour writing.

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Bhakt Meltdown on Dharmedra's resignation

A Thread:

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@MarkOgden_ The amount of fucks the spaniards give: 0

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He lingered. Like a fart in a closed room. Absolutely predictable. #Fifaworldcup

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@Terraformer100 Hey man! That shit was fire 🔥.

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No offence to Brian Cox but Agamemnon’s glow up is insane in #TheOdyssey

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Lowkey a good thing for Ederson given the amount of unnecessary and frankly uncalled for toxicity on that one.

Man Utd FT is awash with shameless celebrations but serious questions now on the summer plans and whether another Man Utd is being left hanging out to dry.

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@shivsg97 @gouthamciti @Chinmayi Do you also need instructions on how to eat with a spoon and take a sip of liquid? If not, stop justifying man child behaviour.

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@SHARKEY_1993 @Cherries_FM This is what you sound like. Yes, Newcastle is bigger than Bournemouth in the same way an apple is bigger than a cherry, pun intended. You’re factually right, however, because you have a sugar daddy, y’all act like you’re a pumpkin when you’re still an apple.

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@FPLfrasier Decisions. Many many unpopular decisions.

Just the topic of a modern stadium being able to generate multiple levels of match day and multiple streams of general revenue draws such pearl clutching reaction from fans, one would think SJR has asked them their kidneys.

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Okay, the Paraguayans are embarrassing themselves on their way out. Galarza evidently has no shame.

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PL refereeing is so shit that people have become addle minded to think that Kane incident is a penalty. Ex A - Alam Shearer just suggested strikers should “make the connection and go down” if they see an advancing keeper.

Yes, I know Man Utd has also been awarded soft penalties.

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@centregoals I guess we have blurred the lines between “has to go down” and “brought down”. Has to go down is diving in a word.

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@rationalhumanis The sport you call ‘football’ has the ball in play for barely 15 mins in the entire game when the game runs for hours. Just because you have figured out how to trap fans and viewers for over 3 hours, doesn’t make your sport watchable, or good, beyond the American mind.

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@Sheikh1880 Y’all literally draped Messi in a bisht, covering up pretty much his entire jersey which represents Argentina, a catholic country, at perhaps the most seminal moment of the tournament.

Brother, we can do this meaningless whataboutery too.