Swiftandnifty

Listen to me complain & feed me...I'm basically yours.

[Swiftandnifty @Swiftandnifty]

Waiting in a long line, I spotted 💵 on the floor, and asked if anyone had dropped it. Everyone said no, so I handed it to the cashier-he said “yay” & pocketed it😂. Got home & realized it was MY cash that had fallen out of my wallet🤦‍♀️. 🤞I get good karma points or something lol

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@muheediva01 Achy quad pain out of nowhere

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@JacksonWang852 🧔🏻‍♂️pinky-promise?

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@JacksonWang852 In the meeting like…

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@DailyLoud The way I clicked on this thinking Pacey was out there winning marathons 😂😭

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What’s the point of Apple reminders when they never actually remind you…

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@niyetsel .

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@niyetsel .

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They JUST paused the line 😂😂 #ultabeautyworld just tell people on the landing page the even is already sold out lol

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So Ulta Beauty World full and over 😭#ultabeautyworld

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I’ve only seen one person post they got a ticket to Ulta Beauty World 🤔 #ultabeautyworld

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@yoongiclip My cousin got the same thing- meanwhile I’m sitting right beside her and only have two green dots lol😭

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My Ulta Beauty dot has still not moved at all…😢#ultabeautyworld

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I double fisted grapes under a table wearing red underwear, showered in lentils-opened the doors/windows, ran with my suitcase & burned my final intention for 2026. 2026 I am begging you- please don’t &@$! with me this year 🙏 #NewYear2026 #NewYear

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When I say I want a “normal” #Christmas - I mean I want a Christmas where everyone fakes a smile even if they aren’t happy - with a room full of people playing nice and civil… It’s one day, give me one freaking day. Not being flipped off would also be a plus #MerryChristmas

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Haven’t seen any post yet, but did any real ppl actually get the “65 Kraft @kraftmacncheese ?!? The link didn’t work at 12:00 then I hit buy now it added to cart and instantly said sold out 😭😢

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@BostonSportMuse @TrinityNarvaez @Walmart Same 😭

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I spent over 12 hours on this show only for them to kill off the ML?!?!

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@iamdieforyouuu Lil’ Calamari 🥹

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Fixed the crack on my screen earlier this week only to press the liftgate button in the car forgetting my phone and keys were still on the bumper 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️