Swiftie Government

multitude of punishments given and it depends of nothing | exile does not mean leaving twt, just having the given pfp for the allotted time | dm bad takes 🙏

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Welcome to the Swiftie Government

here we:
- Banish sexuality speculators
- Banish those stalkers
- Banish people who make weird comments about her body
- Banish those of general tastelessness

Let me know if there is anything else you want to see banishments for!

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

When I first started this account I had anticipated that I was going to be able to keep up with it but that is no longer possible. I’ll be logging out of this account for the last time later today as it is simply not something that I can run anymore. Thank you for everything 🫶

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@payliviagrande @nvbrflush_ @buffys @SilenceSwifties @jailforswiftie @exile_swifties @smashingswiftes @swiftielawyers @deathbyect @SwiftieTrashBin @swiftieprison @ExecuteSwift1es @solitaryswiftie @mrtastelessjail @SwiftieHelp @Golden_Silence1

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@sntvlor Obviously this reply/apology comes very late but I am so sorry about this. I did not see your pronouns in the bio at the time or now and simply went with what I had seen someone else refer to you as at an earlier date. Again, I apologize for my misunderstanding 🫶

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

I would put in solitary confinement....

but something tells me that she won't cooperate <3

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@usfeattaylor A bandaid, for your troubles

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@evesalchemy @sohighschool013 You’re gonna regret that

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Get in. I will not stand for this level of slander. 48 hours 👋👋👋

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@New_MadsDay13 🤏

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

I have nothing to say for myself 🫶

[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲👑🇺🇦 - saw Conan and Halsey😭😭❤️‍🩹 @reflektalyst]

@SwiftieGov swiftiegov we have a BRAND NEW ALBUM WHERE ARE YOU

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@New_MadsDay13 I was tempted but I think you’ll be spared because of this apology. You were supposed to be sentenced to 24 hours fresh in the slammer for giving Taylor this idea…..

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Feel kinda bad for bringing the dog into this but by order of the swiftie government you have been banished to 48 hours in the asylum where they raised me

[ryan ୨୧ 🪶| SAW 5SOS @ryansafterglow]

@itstaytaylors August and the smallest man who ever lived

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Me showing back up on the tl after a 9 months hiatus that was only meant to be 3 days 😬 👋

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Very sorry for this hiatus, life has become absolutely insane for me as of late. I will be back to handing out punishments for the terrible takes I see by the 1989 TV release (3 days!!!!!) Stay tasteful and I'll see you then

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Very sorry for this hiatus, life has become absolutely insane for me as of late. I will be back to handing out punishments for the terrible takes I see by the 1989 TV release (3 days!!!!!) Stay tasteful and I'll see you then

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

YOU CAN READ HOW HAPPY SHE IS AND SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE OH IN ITALICS. DO Y'ALL SEE THIS BEAUTY OF A WOMAN???? NOT ONLY HER APPEARANCE BUT HER MIND BECAUSE WOW. We may be the swiftie government, but she will always be our queen. Good luck to all swifties trying for tickets today!!!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

🩵 PREMIERE DAY 🩵 Andddd I can’t really wrap my head around this but…. Look what you genuinely made me do: Due to unprecedented demand we’re opening up early access showings of The Eras Tour Concert Film on THURSDAY in America and Canada!! As in… TOMORROW. We’re also adding additional showtimes Friday and throughout the weekend. All tickets will be available by 10am tomorrow morning. And it’ll be showing starting Friday in 90 countries all over the world. I can’t thank you enough for wanting to see this film that so vividly captures my favorite adventure I’ve ever been a part of: The Eras Tour. And the best part is, it’s an adventure we’re still on together. 🫶 Getting in the car now…

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@born2beaswiftie mmmmm i'll let it slide if you tell me the name of the gif when you figure it out (please)

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

The swiftie government would like to congratulate @born2beaswiftie for being the VERY FIRST person with a take SO BAD we had to make sure there was no way possible to get any nutrition because there clearly is no taste 🤩🤩🤩

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@F3ARL3SSTV has officially been placed in solitary confinement due to the verbal harassment of Sweeter Than Fiction. HIT THE GROUND HIT THE GROUND HIT THE GROUND OH OH

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

ALL SWIFTIES WHO DO NOT PRE-ADD, PRE-ORDER, OR PRE-SAVE #1989taylorsversion WILL BE PUT INTO EXILE FOR 1989 HOURS BY ORDER OF THE SWIFTIE GOVERNMENT 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

The two that gave us not one, not two, but three hits on the first album they ever worked on together. Pre-add, pre-order, and pre-save #1989TaylorsVersion. Out ONE MONTH from today! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 https://t.co/ThO5U3kk7c

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

@castlesnocrumbs has officially been put into exile for 24 hours to pay for his federal crime of having Cornelia Street at the bottom of his Lover ranking

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

Us international swifties won so hard

[Swiftie Government @SwiftieGov]

TODAY IS OFFICIALLY A WIN FOR INTERNATIONAL SWIFTIES EVERYWHERE BY ORDER OF THE SWIFTIE GOVERNMENT

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant