Swiftlock Holmes

your faithless love's the only hoax i believe in

[Swiftlock Holmes @SwiftlockHolmes]

taylor alison swift

[Swiftlock Holmes @SwiftlockHolmes]

oh my days they need the last minute pressure. very relatable.

[Swiftlock Holmes @SwiftlockHolmes]

never ever thought I would be rooting for england for anything

[Swiftlock Holmes @SwiftlockHolmes]

jude bellingham, the man that you are.

[𝒥❦ 🦋 @_elf_angel_film]

i love this woman so much i could cry, white ppl never think abt this kind of thing but ive thought abt this countless times, its the reason they falsely believe black ppl (esp women n children) have a higher pain tolerance

[Larissa @laridiniz]

Não dói nem um pouco. O Neymar nasceu com o tipo de talento que 1 pessoa em 1 bilhão nasce, e escolheu desperdiçar isso em whisky, poker e mulher. Nunca se comprometeu com nada, nunca se responsabilizou por nada.

Viveu metade da carreira lesionado porque tem o preparo físico e a resistência de um bebum, fez questão de vender a própria imagem mais por polêmica extracampo que por esforço no campo e, quando percebeu que não conseguiria nada com isso, aparelhou o Santos e a CBF.

Além de tudo é mimado, desrespeitoso e tem 0 fairplay. Um delinquente que sequestrou nossa camisa por mais de 1 década e alimentou uma péssima cultura no nosso futebol. Finalmente acabou.

[ღ kat’s version ღ @katsevermore]

@willistortured1 @recentedit Track 5 on her 10th album, Travis’ Birthday is October 5th

[💍Claire💍 @jusTNTmarried]

So it’s gonna be forever 🥺

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I know our periods be tearing our stomachs UP but we don’t talk enough about THE LOWER BACK. MY GAWDDDD😭😭

[岩佐友 @yu_iwa3]

ピッチを去るカーボベルデ🇨🇻の選手たちを、アルゼンチン🇦🇷のサポーターがスタンディングオベーションでたたえました。
美しい光景でした。

[𝔸𝕓𝕚❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @downbadABI]

me after refreshing the tl every 3 seconds even though we know literally nothing:

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Thierry Henry blasts the referee and VAR after Croatia's last-minute goal against Portugal was ruled out:

🗣️ “I don't understand that decision at all. For me, the referee and VAR have completely ruined what should have been one of the greatest moments of this World Cup.

You cannot overturn a goal of that magnitude unless the evidence is absolutely clear. I've watched the replay several times, and I still don't see enough to confidently rule it out. If it's taking that long to draw lines and freeze frames, then it isn't obvious.

The referee has allowed technology to become the star of the match. Fans didn't come to watch VAR—they came to watch football. Croatia thought they had earned a dramatic equaliser through courage and determination, only for it to be taken away by a decision that will divide opinions for years.

This is exactly why people are losing faith in VAR. Instead of correcting obvious mistakes, it's making microscopic decisions that nobody in the stadium can understand. That's not what football is supposed to be.

I feel for the Croatian players because moments like this stay with you forever. You celebrate, you believe you've kept your World Cup dream alive, and then it's all erased in seconds. For me, the referee and VAR have got this completely wrong.”

[Laphingwala 🇦🇷 @TaufiqBiryani]

Chhole bhature has survived the Partition, mass migration, the use of paneer, fine dine distortions and yet the lowest point in its existence is being compared to pav bhaji in this tweet

[mamncane @Kim_Khandashisa]

Do you know how many women never make it out? Sounds like a flex to me.

[👑 @eyesopens]

1k people is the average indian family wedding i always knew she was one of us… she deserves a sangeet

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The way the world counted dr Congo out before the game even started, this is beautiful stuff

[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[Motivaciones Fútbol @MotivacionesF]

¡ESTA IMAGEN NOS ROMPIÓ EL CORAZÓN! 💔🇮🇷

Ramin Rezaeian marcó el gol del empate, fue elegido como el mejor futbolista del partido… pero eso no alcanzó.

Tras el pitazo final, no pudo contener las lágrimas. Irán estuvo a segundos de conseguir la clasificación, pero el gol de la victoria en el último minuto fue anulado.

La imagen de Ramin recibiendo el premio con los ojos llenos de lágrimas lo dice todo. Refleja el dolor de un equipo que no solo luchó dentro de la cancha, sino también fuera de ella.

Mientras otras selecciones viven el Mundial con normalidad, Irán ha tenido que entrenar en México y viajar el mismo día de cada partido a Estados Unidos. Un contexto que ha complicado enormemente su participación.

Esto fue mucho más que un partido de fútbol.

TIENEN TODO NUESTRO RESPETO, IRÁN. 🇮🇷❤️

[Swiftlock Holmes @SwiftlockHolmes]

"hydration break" is such a joke