Ashley Swigart

[A-aron @aaronhall123]

The real Bird Box @theofficenbc

[Elizabeth Gillies @LizGillies]

Same

[Ashley Swigart @SwigartAshley]

Can somebody PLEASE tell me why we’re not calling errands “A-A-Ron’s” yet?!?!

[Ashley Swigart @SwigartAshley]

Me wondering why my back is always sore:
*Not noticing I have the posture of a breastfeeding gorilla*

[Ashley Swigart @SwigartAshley]

How I feel when I’m trying to pass someone and they insist on maintaining my speed.

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Ashley Swigart @SwigartAshley]

Being a mom: *smells something on clothes that oddly smells of vomit **thinks about when you could have been around vomit ***give up wondering because it could have been ANY time