SwimmerGirlProbs

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There weren't enough sexy people in the world. So, God decided to create the swimmer.

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I actually don't really have a stroke count in back stroke, I just know where the wall is by instinct.

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I am an athlete.
I will marry an athlete.
My kids will be athletes.

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When you pee in the pool

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Anti-fog goggles are the biggest lie since "this set is going to be fun".

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Coach: Can you just replace your 400 free with the 400 IM instead?

Me: Can you just replace your kidney with your heart?

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Snapchat me at Swimgirlprobs

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I'm sorry I didn't realize drill with fins meant 25s underwater

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Hey guys! Sorry, finals week took over my life. But I'm back!!!

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What the chlorine does to my hair...

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When The pool deck is hotter than Satan's ball sack<<<<

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"So when is your season over?"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Will swim for food.

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Awkward moment when someone's breast is faster than your free...

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I get more sexual action during warm up than some people ever get in a lifetime

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How to put on a competition suit:
1. Put legs into suit
2. Twerk a little
3. Sit down
4. Cry

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Less than 24 hours to the winter nationals. Who's excited?!

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On meet days I pray that someone will piss me off just so I can channel that anger into my race.

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Non swimmers will never understand how hard we work