Gooch

what a horrible night to have a curse

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My life had seriously changed once I realized living inside a giant whale’s mouth wasn’t an option

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Fun fact: the writers of the sitcom Modern Family were inspired by a dirty piece of shit

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@quirmRK Me lil bro

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Fred durst is the Charlie Kirk of bad music

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If Ayn Rand was alive today she’d love AI

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When she wants me to have sex with her but I’ve seen final destination… uh yeah, no

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phishers are r the vampires of cybercriminals

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im gonna b the first white rapper to use cuck porn audio samples

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@dsxf234161 actually its an ancient japanese practise, dont insult it

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kids will look u dead in the face and tell u their favorite movie is mario galaxy llmmmfao

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@lszt4ever i thought that was Israel Kamakawiwoʻole on the right for a second

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@SillyWrechy theodore deserves it

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what if the alvin and the chipmunks were all getting bad head and u had to figure out which one was getting the worst

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I like dinosaurs, ninjago, legos, rocket league, and I’m a friggin monster addict

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I wish it was pewdiepie not Charlie Kirk

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I really wish I could grow old and watch the New Norm run 20 extra seasons out of its prime, like the Simpsons. But the woke mob took that away from me, stopping the show before it reached a prime.

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@baralover3003 Some people r so rotted from social media the only thing that can hold their attention is children’s television

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@bej_beast I like your pfp

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@realperv3rt Nobody plays Fortnite

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@NeilaModer Sorry I don’t mean it

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@NeilaModer All dunces