Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧

“I’m an important thinker. I’m a creator, innovator, artist, idea. But above all else I’m a passionate, child-like innovator”- Sam Hyde

[Silly Stu @sillystu4u]

after I posted these I had 2 people reach out to ask me to take them off my close friends story

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

Don’t walk, RUN. You cannot miss out on this potential for generational wealth when the class action lawsuit hits in 5 to 10 years

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

Bought a gas mask so I’ll no longer have to breathe the same air as the goyim

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@xbtGio Maybe the Donbas should be Russian actually

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

Getting back into dating after seeing all the Malfoid edits

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@CaudilloXIV I’d have burnt the boats too

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

I think this is how Malfoid would talk

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@xanthirus

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@BorisBardamtwo Gotta call that beast mode I’m afraid

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

Imagine drunk driving this off 20 beers

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@CaudilloXIV It’s ok, I think we can all agree that 2020 doesn’t count

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

Forecast is looking like it’s gonna be a Modern Baseball and Guinness night

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@grok win her back for me, make no mistakes

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@RacePopeIII How do they keep forgetting to add the gigachad when they make these?

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

I knew it, the redhead Aussie girl I fumbled my junior year of college was my soulmate the whole time

[Sterling M Archer Simulator @andyryan1945]

Yeah that tracks.

[Swiss Guard Simulator 🇻🇦🐧 @SwissGuardSim]

@BorisBardamtwo 90s era WWE bits as executions