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Dancer for money.

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Just made a coffee so strong I can see WiFi.

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@mostly_grumpy I’m such a boomer.

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70 million people drain the last mouthful of tea from their Sports Direct mugs, tighten their dressing gown belts and go to bed. #uk #Eurovisión2026

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Admire the British shithousery of producing the best music on the world, and coming dead last in Eurovision. We’re the Millwall fans of pop. No one likes us we don’t care.

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@mostly_grumpy It’s been really hard to keep up without a time based timeline. But it did feel good.

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I think shouting ‘ingerlund’ is going to limit your streaming revenue over the borders.

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Or you could just give everyone one vote.

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Silly Eillish. #austria #eurovision

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Paramorons #Romania #Eurovisión2026

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Nei Nei Nei #Norway #Eurovisión2026

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I think it’s wonderful that syrup technology is making men so much more comfortable wearing them in public.

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Dressed like a mannequin in the first 3 minutes of a Sewing Bee transformation challenge. #cyprus #Eurovisión2026

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Has she been on a cruise? #sweden #Eurovisión2026

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Well, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska

#Kryten #Lithiania #Eurovisión2026

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He looks 10 pints and a chicken jalfrezi in already. #finland #eurovision

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Mild frustration against the machine #moldova #Eurovisión2026

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Hyacinth Bucket trying to impress Emmet. #france #Eurovisión2026

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Look mum, no talent #uk #Eurovisión2026

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Boy band key change and air grab klaxon #croatia #Eurovisión2026

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I’ve eaten a lot of cheese tbf.

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This is the winner. Bet now. #bulgaria