J-Michael

You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not tweeting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Citi this is crazy. I don’t understand why I can’t get access to my account 5 to 7 business days?

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Citi I can get into my savings account

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Citi I’m pulling my account. I’m not getting help

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Citi my account is locked and because my savings accounts atm card is not active I cannot get into my account membership since 1998. I spoke with 4 people

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@gnlz It keeps you spending more money. Take it from someone with 9 month twins

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Enterprise I was turned away by one of your employees today. 1404 Skibo Rd, Fayetteville, NC 28303
The employee told me find somewhere else to rent

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing..... Unless you're at a funeral.

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport so the tech tells me to up grade my phone. Now my wife's 14 isn't working. The tech say I'll send an extender. How is that supposed to help with no service when I'm away from my home?

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport so my phone isn't working. I can't receive, send calls and text, internet is out as well. Only wifi calling

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

🤌🏽

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

plain bagels should be banned

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@gnlz 😂

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

If you sit in a smelly room for too long, you will eventually stop smelling it. What have you become use to? What’s that toxic thing that you started ignoring because you learned how to deal with it?

[Alicia Keys @aliciakeys]

Y’all pineapple belongs on pizza. Yeah, I said it 🤣🍕🍍

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

@gobeheroes This is too much 😂
Love the nickname.
Love the song.
See ya at the cookout, @GmacCash.
Until then, Big Gretch says stay home and stay safe!

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@KimKardashian Please help him https://t.co/CBngbvsElg

[CNN @CNN]

John Kasich's message to Trump on a possible 2020 primary challenge: "Be careful what you wish for" https://t.co/lXhkaBrQEY

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@TGIFridays I can't use the gift card you gave me on this? #Dearborn #Michigan #TGIF

[TGI Fridays @TGIFridays]

Holiday Feast is here, and it's bringing the perfect amount of cheer! 2 apps, 2 entrees, and 2 desserts, starting at $20.

[J-Michael @Switch_Blaze]

@TGIFridays you gave me two promotion gift certificates and the Dearborn restaurant wouldn't let me use them