Caroline Switchenko

I am a shrewd Yankee witch. -Lavinia Dickinson

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

Regina George is not sweet

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

“Cherries this moment” 🎵 #roobar #stmoritz #switzerland #honeymoon

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Q3 and Q4 😖 @g3t0nmyl3vel

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@g3t0nmyl3vel Sun just came out ☀️ 🏔️

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Stop trying to make Grok happen. It’s not going to happen.

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

There’s no HBO schrome casting in Switzerland #honeymooning #zermatt

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“You have one too many margaritas at Applebees and then you’re crashing into the president” @g3t0nmyl3vel

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@Wendys Peppermint Frosty 💯

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“You’ve got to keep protein bars or something in your purse.” @g3t0nmyl3vel Okay sir will do

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Does every bride wake up at 3 am every night sweating and making lists the month before their wedding?

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

Peppermint and pipe tobacco

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Pumpkin > Petroleum

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

PLTUAAC (People like to use acronyms at conferences)

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“Hanson is the new Bee Gees” -Lorelei Gilmore

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 7 upside down in 4

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This dog trying prosthetics for the first time

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

Honeymoon planning googling words like: Hammam, Caldarium, and Funicular @g3t0nmyl3vel

[Caroline Switchenko @Switchenko21]

The moon is pink 🌕💕

[Lauren Graham @thelaurengraham]

Join me, won’t you? xL