Not Your Average Bear

You probably won't like my opinions but it may surprise you to learn that my care factor is less than zero...

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

@JoshWashIBSI @NicoleTTPD Massive issues that don’t get addressed…
The murdered children in Gaza and Lebanon
The murdered Arab journalists in Gaza and Lebanon
The murdered doctors in Gaza
The murdered emergency responders in Gaza and Lebanon
The murdered UN workers in Gaza and Lebanon
And so on…

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

@JoshWashIBSI @NicoleTTPD Thats so weird, because i thought the massive issue that never gets addressed is Israel having an illegal nuclear arsenal with no accountability or oversight.

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

@OurielOhayon Are you gonna finish yourselves off and save the world from the threat of nuclear annihilation that you pose?

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Did you know that if you crush up chicken manure into someones aircon vents, they can never EVER get rid of the smell... #howtolosefriends

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Damn you @ArianaGrande and your catchy ass song...

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Epic roommate spends 600 bond and 300 advance rent on drugs and tells me im being inconsiderate when i tell him im moving out. #epicroommate

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Horrible gym sesh last night. Cramping and fatigued. Bitched it early. Cant wait to get in and paste shoulders tonight. #whatwouldCTdo?

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Bangin Illy - Tightrope, and loving it!! :)

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

@KidWunda well you are talented, intelligent, and committed. So we're thinking no. We're gonna hire this shit-talking clown instead.

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

@KidWunda boost: hey Mohammed, would you like a free boost juice?
Mohammed: No.. Too fruity...

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Had enough of Ed Sheeran? I know i have...

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

I really wanna just get up and have a dance...

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

It doesn't even hurt. I'm just walking funny for your amusement. #fuckaverage

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

"Fuck Average" - CT Fletcher

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Don't pee in a urinal when wearing shorts. #adviceformen

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Now that i've deleted the facebook app from my phone, where am i supposed to post my sarcastic comments throughout the day?

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Asada wanted to test Gallen for steroid use but couldnt afford the workcover premium for exposing one of their employees to his ugly head.

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

Really, West Coast Supporters?

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

ROBBIE KRUSE!! What a difference a classy playmaker makes in a side choc full of classy finishers. GO AUSSIE!!

[Not Your Average Bear @Switching2guns]

on the loose with OSX Mountain Lion