Stan Switek

the original .90 caliber pezzonovante

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

@TMZ Dolly's going to heaven, for promoting a death vax that killed thousands? Ok

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

I think Dolly Parton has been gone for at least 2 years, they just decided all these video communiques (AI) weren't cutting it anymore

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

Didn't Michael Strahan flip out and tip over a refrigerator on top of his kid??? Must be thinking of someone else.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🍼 EXCLUSIVE: "GMA" anchor Michael Strahan welcomes baby girl. https://t.co/OcFJjGkmRd

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

How about DLC version including Jamie Lee's BigBulge...

Her CAKK, I mean.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

New look at Laurie Strode in HALLOWEEN: THE GAME.

Purchase the Digital Deluxe Edition or Limited Collector's Edition to unlock Advance Access to the 'Final Girl' Laurie Strode cosmetic.

[New York Post @nypost]

Deadly Six Flags rollercoaster finally closed after two latest victims needed emergency brain surgery: report https://t.co/XFl92zUXlt

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

Stephen king made Joe Hill crouch down on his nutz

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Prime Video has greenlit a six-part limited series based on Stephen King’s ‘Crouch End’ short story.

The official synopsis reads: “London never sleeps deeply, and its dreams are uneasy. When global movie star Doris Freeman bursts into a London police station claiming that strange phenomena are behind the disappearance of her husband, police inspector Ted Vetter must investigate whether she’s telling the truth, whether she could be a murderer, or whether there’s something even more chilling at play…”

More details: https://t.co/TgfLInW20S

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

Lloyd Bridges takes in the country life

[Karla Brare @KarlaBrare]

@SwitekReturns Noooo! 😵🫥

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

I can smell ya nappy pussy

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Definitely not sinister nor eerie. Glenn Close is a good and empathetic person unlike all of you rubes, plebes, and members of The Great Unwashed.

[TMZ @TMZ]

The Indiana teacher accused of orchestrating a so-called "Scream" mask gangbang s*x scandal with underage students is officially divorced.

Exclusive: https://t.co/MXwkcXcHDZ

[The Powers of Pain @ThePowersofPain]

Hello everyone, I’m at the Holiest wall in the world in Jerusalem where I wrote a note to God & put it into a crack in the wall

[John Demetry @JohnDemetry]

Isn't it weird that Boorman and the Devil comes out this weekend but nobody is screening Exorcist II: The Heretic?

[TMZ @TMZ]

🏠 EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin lists Hamptons home for $19 million.

Take a look: https://t.co/qFbrBB6ACl

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Bryan Kohberger granted new hearing in bid to withdraw guilty plea.

Read more: https://t.co/SfDhHc98WL

[🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @Classicbritcom]

Did you also know Jonny Lee Miller's maternal grandfather was the English actor Bernard Lee, who is best known for playing James Bond's boss, M, in the first eleven 007 films?

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

She drew dots... simply AMAZING

[New York Post @nypost]

Yayoi Kusama, Japanese artist known for her polka dots across the art world, dies at 97 in Tokyo https://t.co/VclDWLcfW8

[Megan Fink @meganfink01]

RIP TIM CURRY COULDN'T escape 2026 😭😭😭😭

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

RIP #PeterCullen
His electrifying intro to "In Broad Daylight".
"And now, witness the events that provoked ordinary people to commit the most startling acts of courage ever!!"

[Stan Switek @SwitekReturns]

The 2026caust continues!

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in ‘Transformers,’ Dies at 85 https://t.co/ES8Cul9d4u