Switzer Sayings

Everyone’s favorite twins and all of the wisdom they share.

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I have beef in my hand. I have a map in my hand. We’re going places.

- Elijah.

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“When I was 7 or 8, my aunt got me a Huck Finn book.
That book has the F word in it…..needless to say I still haven’t read that book”.

- Gibby

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“Like a hard shell taco, so are the days of our lives”.

- Elijah

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“Yeah I prefer a girl with a chin”.

- Elijah

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“Yeah, you’re right, I can’t give birth to a peanut.”

- Elijah

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“Word on the street? I’d say word in my mouth!”

- Gibby

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“My booty is in motion and I can’t stop”.

- Elijah

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“I don’t have access to her power functions, I’m a married man”.

- Gibby

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Boston Creamathy James - Gibby

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Is that a sleezy McLicken? - Eli

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Broncos country, Apple Pie! - Elijah

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Oh no! Look at their crispy bodies! - Elijah

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It feels nice not getting pulled over for once - Gabe

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“Auntie Em, Auntie Em, Frick me!!”

- Gibby

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I may be a little Gibby, but I am a big pain in your butt. - Gabriel

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Is this what urine feels like? Warm and fuzzy? - Gabriel

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“Papi’s done with his coffee. It’s time to get oomy zoomy up in this place”.

- Gibby

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I love me some booger sugar - Gibby

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“Yeah dude that’s what it’s all about. Being UPSET AT THE LORD”.

-Elijah

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Gibby what ya got there?

“Well, it was supposed to be a burrito bowl, but now it’s just lunch”.

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Gibby singing:
“I’m strippinnnn down to my blouse”.