Kristen

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” - Patrick Star

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Why does it feel like Putin is taking advantage of a weakened and divided America? Feel awful for the people of Ukraine who are seeing their country attacked and are either fighting or fleeing for their lives.

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@BrianEntin Any assets/“estates” belonging to Brian Laundrie shouldn’t go to his family. Assets should instead be made out as a charitable donation to the @gabbsfoundation. Point blank, period.

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@WFLAJustin @WFLAJB @PascoSheriff @WFLA So sad. #JusticeForKathleenMoore

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@WFLAJB @WFLA …But it isn’t as long as the FBI are investigating, so Bertolino is a joke

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@LilNasX @CashApp Nas please bless me so I have one extra thing to be thankful for this week? 🤑🤑 $KristenRSwitzer #CashApp13plus

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@LilNasX @CashApp Bless me, O’ Montero 🙏🏻 $KristenRSwitzer #CashApp13plus

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@CashApp Omg please bless me cashapp! $KristenRSwitzer #Fortune4Days

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@itsjojosiwa @CashApp $KristenRSwitzer #CashApp13Plus

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

At 35,000 signatures in 3 hours, we're now one of the fastest growing petitions of 2021!

Looks like the internet knows the answer. #WhoIsMatPat
How about you, @Jeopardy ?

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

Hey @Jeopardy!
You need a host that will bridge your generational gap and bring your show into the 21st century!

The answer is obvious: #WhoIsMatPat @MatPatGT

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Hey @Jeopardy! I've got the answer to your biggest stumper: Who will be your next host?

(Surprise surprise...it's a YouTuber) https://t.co/impSX8ef6b
#WhoIsMatpat

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@ChipotleTweets hi, I’m late but I heard the words “free” and “burritos” being thrown around, and this is my siren call 👀 👀 👀 🌯

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@CashApp Hey there, you financial gods. 6 words on student loan forbearance. Yay or nay? $SwitzerSweet

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

✨My question for @CapitalOne turned into a beautiful debate about @starwars
✨I guess that convo pleased the rep, because I found the BEST gift!
✨Thank you so much to @CapitalOne for hiring such cool reps, and special thanks to #AllanahAtCapitalOne!!
Allanah, you da GOAT! 💯

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@AKaplanDink Wow I’m just now seeing your message! Sorry for the delay! Very sweet of you. I’m so bummed I missed him- he’s my favorite. But what an amazing experience for you!!!

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@JeffreeStar BB WHAT I GOTTA DO TO FINALLY WIN ONE OF THESE GIVEAWAYS OF YOURS??? 😫😫😫💕💸💸

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@MorpheBrushes I LOVE the vault from your Jaclyn Hill collab— it’s my FAVE! But when I use it my eyelids get swollen/red/flaky. I’ve never had this issue with any other eyeshadow palette. I’m super disappointed + want to know what might be a cause. My eyes burn for days later 😭

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@nicoleafty @ChipotleTweets IN LOVE WITH THIS TIMES 1000

[Kristen @SwitzerSweet]

@JeffreeStar J-⭐️, I SO needed your openness in the video..
Your relationship with your mom is EXACTLY what I’ve been going through with MY mom
And it’s completely broken me
As a girl in my 20s, I feel now more than ever that i need my mom but there’s SO much hurt
And I carry so much shame