Team Swizzlebeef

We Don't Make Swizzlebeef. We Make Swizzlebeef Better.

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Hey @Twitter @TwitterSupport one of our members @mikefennelly got his account suspended after being brigaded - anyone available to help out?

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@dcnblues @MikeFennelly @MollyMcKew You're quite the delicate snowflake, aren't you?

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Hey @Twitter @TwitterSupport Why was this account that has essentially been sitting idle locked "for displaying automatic behavior" - you're broken, here.

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@onewallcinema Oh... Oh crap.

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@onewallcinema it would take braver men than us to slap The Panda. (Please say he didn't hear us say that? OH GOD WE'RE SORRY!!!!! NO PANDA!

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Solid advice on this laundry tag. @Swizzlebeef

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@Swizzlebeef Spotted today in the Quincy quarry:

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. @ScottBaio "Dear Global Warming, I do not understand the difference between climate and weather." - Chachi, Noted Scientist

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@edmundmcmillen found this dude in Taiwan, but my damage seems to have remained steady #bugfix

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Step out for a vape? #5WordHorribleIceBreaker

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You read that new RooshV book? #5WordHorribleIceBreaker

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@DarthGeek1 @markedman247 @onewallcinema That means we should probably riff something before then!

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@markedman247 @onewallcinema @DarthGeek1 we love sleepovers! And donuts! But we like free advertising most of all!!!!

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@onewallcinema @markedman247 @DarthGeek1 did we just get volunteered for something?

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@J__Swift Zombie Greedo shoots Leia, so Han and Luke run off to live in a poly threesome with C3P0.(Disclaimer : I might have seen it high)

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Pastrami : The secret currency of movie riffing.

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@J__Swift also all -The- Bourbon and Pastrami.

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@J__Swift @TraceBeaulieu @FrankConniff If Trace & Frank say yes, we will also buy you all Pastrami and Bourbon you can consume.

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@JosephScrimshaw if you could only see one of your @SFSketchfest shows, which one would it be, and what would you offer the babysitter?