Swole Bernie Sanders

United States Senator from Vermont, 2016/2020 Democratic Presidential Candidate, guy they based Duke Nukem off of

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

Define your music taste with 10 artists/bands:
Dropkick Murphys
Chainsaw Orgy
Samples of my own testosterone slathered onto an LP made of granite
The looping sound of a space ship shaped like a fist crashing into the NRA headquarters
Nothing else

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@DoodlingDames @UkraizyCanadian @ask_aubry They prefer to be called Fantasy Football Leagues thank you very much

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@alex_shephard That Yum one gives me serial killer vibes.

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@mv_tookie @incelReplies The weaboo bullshit is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

[trash jones @jzux]

hamburger? you mean a clean joe?

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@EverythingOOC

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@LocalBateman All these Andrew Tate wannabes are just mad this guy's actually getting some

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@SaeedDiCaprio When Elon got rich, rich people were considered cool. Now there's nothing in the world more uncool than being rich so he's retconning his character arc.

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@ShePhoShana Hmm. I see a guy trying to prevent Africa's deadliest animal from getting out and straight-up murdering innocent bystanders using the only tool at his disposal. We can hope for animal kindness but fuck that hippo.

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@fuckyouiquit Instead of complaining that high school kids might as much as them, they should complain that they themselves aren't getting paid more. We are locked in a race to the bottom.

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@Baileymoon15 Well that terrace is far from evergreen

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@DFerstler @marlene4719 @dhickman "I wonder why the country right next to us is so concerned that we're collapsing into a nation of psychotic nationalists" is a hell of a way to say "My reading level is 7th grade, maybe 8th if I've had my Juicy Juice"

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@johnston_sephia @marlene4719 @RustyMann8 Proof then

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@PreTaxDragon @marlene4719 @RustyMann8 HOW CONVENIENT FOR YOU

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@Christi85811165 @marlene4719 @RustyMann8 Then *by definition* you have seen no proof. God you people are so stupid I can't imagine how hard your lives are

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@DQueen714 @marlene4719 @RustyMann8 Go to sleep Betty, you clearly can't hold your boxed wine

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@jokersmad2023 @marlene4719 @JayNorman26 @RustyMann8 Show proof or crawl back to your hole

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@marlene4719 @RustyMann8 They don't care. They're not interested in the future of our country, they just want to see you get mad. You know, like school bullies.

[Swole Bernie Sanders @SwoleBern]

@nelsob44 @marlene4719 @silvester190 @ByronCitizen111 "Hunter Biden Laptop"

Everyone can stop listening now

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@megynkelly @patrickbetdavid @MegynKellyShow $100 Million to ensure the destruction of democracy? Hot dang fascism is cheap these days