Swolactus

I once was a skinny caterpillar, but now I'm a swole-as-fuck butterfly.

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Somebody make me go to the gym.

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I'm sick of @MikeOHearn trying to motivate me with his abs. Just let me eat cake, Michael! Just let me eat cake!

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Raw #eggs in protein shakes?

#protein #gainz #bulking #lifting #gym #mass #calories #macros #muscle #swoleasfuck

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There is nothing worse than a mid-workout poop.

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If I call it "carb cycling," does that make it okay?

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I want to lift, but I also want to nap with my cat.

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Am I the only one who goes to bed thinking about the coffee he's going to drink when he wakes up?

#coffee #riseandgrind #caffeine #swole

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I don't count calories. I just see calories and put them in my mouth.

#bulking #bulkingseason #gainz #beefcake #beast #mass #swoleasfuck

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I almost want to go for a jog...except it's February.

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Debating between sleep and coffee.

#sleep #coffee #rest #swole #bodybuilding #recovery #gym #gainz #mass #naptime

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Yes, I did arms four times this week. Wanna fight about it?

#swole #thegunshow #beefcake #lifting #bodybuilding #gym #bulking #gainz #arms

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I don't have any idea what a "trap queen" is, but I assume she does a lot of shrugs.

#swole #trapqueen #lifting #shrugs #bulking #gainz

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My main goal in life is for people to describe me as "beefy."

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Let's hear it for protein!

#Swole #mass #gainz #protein #lifting #bodybuilding #bulking #bulkingseason #beefcake

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What if I just eat and nap all day? Napping is a workout, right?

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Eggs and eggs and eggs.

#bulking #protein #gainz #bodybuilding #muscle #eggs #food #swole

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I'm pretty sure NO-XPLODE is named for what it does to your colon.

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It's #NationalProteinDay everybody! Let's eat some meat!
#protein #bulking #muscle #diet #bodybuilding #gainz #beef

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#bulking #lifting #weights #gains #muscle #bodybuilding #mass #pork #protein #swole #swoleasfuck #beefcake #fitness

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@seaninKC Not very well! Damn squats.