James Evans

You better eat yo eggs, before I break yo legs.

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

This album aint nothing but Ross on that Friends episode where he was playing the keyboard in Central Perk. #andre3000

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@imanimorris33 It looked like it was only a handjob.

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[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Aliakadir I think we already know. 😋

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Aliakadir Why? 🤔

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Sophiethnikamod Yes Lawd!

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Sophiethnikamod Making me want to pick up my camera again.

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Nudistrose Don't threaten me with a good time. 😋

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

Me at Subway:
Yeah, let me get a yoga mat and mystery fish slurry foot long...with banana peppers. 😳

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@VanLathan Deon Cole, DeRay Davis, Lavelle Crawford, Rodman, Tom Segura, Esau McGraw, Tyler Craig ( (RIP), Dave Chapelle and Kevin Hart and that's just of the top of my head.

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

It's hard to put up with somebody else's shit when you don't need their half on the rent.

-Earthquake

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Queenrican__ 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Professor_GAIA In no particular order...
You
@MizzIssy
@KimVelezOficial
#nileyhott
@MissBNasty

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Professor_GAIA Zesty

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@2020PHOTOGRAPHY Guess I'm dead than a muthafucka.

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@Professor_GAIA I miss Tumblr too.

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@jujubigbig Good googly moogly

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@VanLathan 🤷🏾‍♂️exactly!

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@realDonaldTrump Tell your goons to stand down!

[James Evans @SwolenBabyArm]

@DeRayDavis I think my vision is off too. LOL