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@TheTchaikovsky It's a hard watch for me. So silly I find it hard to sit through, despite a memorable villain and some wonderful moments. "Balls, Q?"

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@Michael51132547 @RandomCricketP1 Would you say Ian Chappell's teams won with grace?

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@rharvey81970 Honeymooooooon!

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@MrDenmore @CryTackle Multi-focals are an absolute rort. I'll never buy them again.

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@danbrettig Almost as if he was a bit of a wanker actually.

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@cricketcomau He was ungetoutable!

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@KevBot_007 Wasn't this at an "illegal arms bazaar" or something? Bazaar is such a lovely word for it, like a farmers market for military weapons.

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@Dura_Ace "man with a broken arm..."

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@NickKyrgios Good chance you'll be in the media slating players in a few years time.

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@johnb78 @realCarrickRyan I don't get how he judges them as naive. Is he saying he knows them personally and their views, and judges each to be naive on this topic? Seems a presumptuous move.

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@abcnews @latingle @louiseadler Wow that was brilliant!

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@burge1987 @Poley54738756 @Cricket_Ali Plenty of batsmen in Sheffield Shield with much higher averages recently. Handscomb, Banfield, Renshaw etc. Home series against Pakistan the perfect time to try new players.

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@adele_ferguson @ABCaustralia Any update on Sanjay Parasher, Adele? Has your investigation led to any criminal or disciplinary action? Thanks!

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@Cricket_Ali @jimlikescricket @anoceanian @Stevenrowe25 @adamzwar Forgive my ignorance - who is CT?

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@scepticsview @adamzwar Wasn't Ian Healy denied a final Gabba test? Selectors has no qualms back then.

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@Cricket_Ali @jimlikescricket @anoceanian @Stevenrowe25 @adamzwar I'm no expert but given the number and resolution of cameras in international cricket, it would surprise if they were able to regularly apply sandpaper. Same with Atherton. That's what's so stupid about the whole thing.

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@keithrichmond82 @TheCinesthetic Niche, I like it.

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@SenatorSurfer @13sealite @VirginAustralia @AlboMP Standard legislation as per the EU would fix this in a heart-beat. Absolutely needed in Australia!

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@jamesbondlive This is a GOOD SONG!

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@TennisTV @NittoATPFinals I'd forgotten how athletic he was!