it’s already HALFWAY OVER
we are going to FINISH THIS SEMESTER STRONG
we’re gonna PASS THESE CLASSES
we’re gonna get this BREAD, obtain this GRAIN, and BAG these BAGUETTES these last couple weeks
LETS DO IT
[at a dive bar]
Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.
Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.