𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈

𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉, 𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘓𝘋 𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘗 𝘐𝘛 𝘞𝘈𝘚 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙉. | Sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡᴄᴀsᴛᴇʀ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ. | #ℓαzуgαℓєѕ

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

☽︎ Tʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ.

☆ Penned by #ℓαzуgαℓєѕ.
☆ Info thread, read on for more.

↻ + ♡

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

Sneezes.

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

bro, i am pissed.

my cum rag just presented me a list of union demands, and now all the various absorbent garments such as towels and wash cloths are on solidarity strike, and i can't wash my fucking balls!

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

@DoroboNxmi || Es lo mismo que con Bridget. Estoy cansado de esta mierda.

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝Pissing just out of sight in an alleyway's gotta be one of the kost liberating activities you can get up to.❞

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

Now the real question is: is this particular interaction canon?

Probably not.

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

Especially in the third person! First, second, third! She didn't get her reputation for nothing!

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

She's a 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. Part of her job is overhearing.

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

The 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 functions?

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝Caught some guy trying to rip the catalytic converter off my RV. Don't know what the hell he was planning to do with it, but boy am I glad I still have a functioning vehicle.❞

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝Also, what the fuck, Meteora was twenty years ago now? Time, please stop reminding me how ancient I technically am.❞

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝Here's your annual reminder that I am, in fact, still alive.❞

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝I always feeeel like, somebooody's watchin' meeeeeee.~❞ ♪

[☆ 𝑨𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒔. 🏳️‍⚧️ @CepheidVagabond]

//Oh yeah, one last thing

If you decide you wanna keep trying to rp if this site croaks, give Discord a try. Tupperbox is good for posting in-character without editing your profile, and Disboard is great for finding/promoting rp servers.//

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

//LRT is one of my other accounts, for clarity sake.//

[☆ 𝑨𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒔. 🏳️‍⚧️ @CepheidVagabond]

//Well, in the event Twitter *does* go belly up, here's my discord. Just let me know who you are/were lol.//

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝I've decided to start learning one of the other nine martial disciplines, Diamond Mind, and I can't even begin to fathom how one masters time dilation.❞

[▹ 𝘓𝘢��𝘳𝘢. 📚 @letmeinstruct]

https://t.co/8bUPD3KrRA

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

@HardheadedCutie —pajama pants, the investigator pulled out her flaccid meat, eyes flicking back and forth between the specters face and her breasts as she began to stroke her length.

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

@HardheadedCutie Alice damn near fell out of her bed when she jumped at the sudden intrusion, and through her TV no less! Clutching her chest, she listens to the phantom, expression quickly shifting from shock to bewilderment.

❝You. . .want me to. . . O-Okay then. . .❞

Tugging down her—