Syazmi Akim

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[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Tuan guru sabit patinggi haji kusman, al fadhil ustaz alburuqi atuk, jeneral bersara yat.

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Nice Albert Ensbil

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

When you forget your deodorant.

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Kemon bil, ini bahasa kita, budaya kita. Jangan lupa walau di mana pun kita berada haha

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Kau dah boleh upgrade jadi assistant menejer dah tu. Wulkap kau tak tahu? Banyak lg kena belajar ni, world cup do. Hahahaha

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Aku amik part time menoreh getan, cani ah nak survive. Gila baban full hari ni, kau ada beli jersi wulkap dak?

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Haa nanti aku bgtau balik arcarnoir, kena plan dulu duluan. Kau cutan ke rini samdol?

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@afifnabill Kqu keturunan ke? Aku x ahu lg du, kerjan

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

Esok dgn lusa off day.

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

When Allah said no, means no. https://t.co/xwLSX4iSEo

[New Straits Times @NST_Online]

WATCH: Thai chicken still alive after being decapitated a week ago; netizens can't believe its (c)luck

https://t.co/7Q78Ig5XVq

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

So now, only me as a malay boi at the frontline. 1 malay, 1 chinese, 2 indians.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I caught my chicken sleeping on the job https://t.co/pFFjSAnjs0

[Politeknik Port Dickson @twtPoliPd]

Ada orang umur 24 masih mengganggur

Ada orang umur 24 sedang ambik Degree

Ada orang umur 24 dah kahwin

Ada orang umur 24 pergi Pejabat Agama buat tuntutan cerai

Ada orang umur 24 dah menghadap Ilahi

Jalan hidup orang tak sama dengan kita .

[Idris @7signxx]

THREAD
WE USED TO KNOW BUT WE DIDN'T ACT.

1.We used to know, that if we say Subhan Allah wa bi Hamdihi 100 times our sins are forgiven even if they're like the foam of the sea (yet days and nights pass and we don't say it)

[SyedAttan Nurajim @SyedAttan]

Klu printer bkn injiniar lelaki yg design. Jenuh sekali refill tuang warna turquoise, emerald, ocean blue, coral reef, honey yellow, etc

Mujur black satu ja

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

@WawaNasuha9 @Lyanakamry Ni org panggil biskut belanda kan? Molek bakor dgn lighter depan biskut hor

[Syazmi Akim @SyazmiAkim]

Nak tanya, kalau perempuan smoking, selalunya brand apa dipilih? Mevius charcoal? Winston light? Dunhill light? Or yang jenis mint punya?