Hark, Iron Brethrens! I have updated the comic! Learn the triumphant rise of the blue swole hero, Blan!
Rejoice in joy! For there is someone worthy enough to stop the pink menace! Wheymen! Wheymen!
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A father buys Halo: Campaign Evolved on the family PS5 with the intention of playing the advertised split screen co-op with his son.
He immediately discovers upon booting the game that he needs to purchase a PS Plus subscription for not only himself, but also a second PS Plus subscription on a second account for his son so that they can play the campaign together side by side in the living room on the couch after purchasing a $50 game with no multiplayer.
Read that again, let it sink in and then understand that this is all true and was posted on the official Halo website earlier today.
@SentaiVoice@dbs_10_10 Not to mention we saw the earliest version of Vegeta (weakest version btw) casually blowing up multiple planets to destroy those bug aliens. Even this version of Vegeta would no-diff anyone incapable of soloing a planet.
in my first breakup, I was stuck in my bed everyday, crying non stop, losing weight, couldn’t properly function at work, nobody talks about how heartbreak literally feels like an illness. Your soul feels like it got ripped in half too.
Mi marido hace poco me dijo algo que realmente se quedó grabado.
Me dijo: "No estoy aquí para controlarte. No soy tu padre, soy tu pareja. Eres libre de tomar tus propias decisiones. Solo entiende que cada elección tiene consecuencias. Si eliges algo que dañe lo que hemos construido, eso es por tu cuenta".
Él dijo: "Siempre te diré cuando algo me duele o cruza un límite, porque así es como se ve la comunicación saludable. Pero si sigues cruzando la línea después de que te haya mostrado dónde está, entonces nunca nos estabas protegiendo realmente para empezar".
Y honestamente, así es como suena la responsabilidad en una relación.
@MetroidDatabase Overall Metroid movies or series would be better off as a R-rated show. Seeing that Samus faces the space horrors that is Metroid which is basically invulnerable unless in a colder climate. Not to mention X parasites and grotesque Space Pirate and Ridley/Kraid.
It’s called "reactive abuse." Pushing a man into a corner, attacking his insecurities, constantly manufacturing chaos, and the split second he loses his cool and reacts, you pull out the victim card and completely absolve yourself of the provocation. We hold men accountable for their reactions, but completely ignore the women who engineered the breakdown.
The most manipulative part of dynamics like this is not always the rejection. It is the cycle.
He speaks.
She cries.
He backs off.
She promises.
Nothing changes.
Then he is expected to feel guilty for still being hungry.
That is not repair.
That is delay.
And delay destroys marriages every day.
A man who loves you will annoy you like a child.
Women don’t understand this.
They think a man who teases is lacking maturity…not accurate.
If he:
jokes,
is playful,
Makes fun of you
Says random things to piss you off
It’s his way of letting you into his world.
Now if a man is silent around you…
Or mysterious, it can mean indifference and a performance.
So ladies, embrace the man who meets you with open arms and laughter
his humor often reveals a heart that is both loyal and genuinely caring.
So I work at a men’s divorce law firm, and I see this all the time. Guys get such a bad rap when they end up divorced, especially middle-aged with kids. People love to mock their appearance on dating apps or joke about “divorced dads” like it’s funny, but it’s honestly pretty cruel.
These men have usually just gone through brutal battles.. in court, with their ex, financially drained, emotionally exhausted. Many have lost a ton of money, time with their kids, and their sense of stability. Now they’re trying to pick themselves back up, put themselves out there, and find someone who actually values them as a person.. something their ex maybe never did.
It’s not desperate. It’s resilient. Starting over after divorce isn’t easy, especially when society acts like you’re damaged goods or a punchline just because you’re a middle-aged dad trying to date again. Cut them some slack. A little kindness and respect goes a long way when someone’s rebuilding their life.
Respect to all the divorced dads out there grinding through it. You’re not alone ♥️
The most terrifying realization a man has as he gets older is that his grace is entirely conditional. If a woman has a career setback, makes a bad financial move, or needs a year to "find herself," she is met with sisterhood, therapy, and endless emotional support. If a man asks for that exact same grace? He is an immediate liability. He is told to step up. His partner's friends will literally advise her to leave him because he's "holding her back." A man is only allowed to fail if he can quietly fix it before anyone notices. The moment his struggle becomes an inconvenience to the people he provides for, the respect vanishes. A lot of men are walking around with the crushing realization that they were never actually loved for who they are; they were just employed for what they provide
The internet constantly tells women that men are terrible listeners because the second a woman starts venting about her day, the man immediately interrupts to offer a logical solution. We are taught to view this as him being dismissive, emotionally unintelligent, or invalidating our feelings.
The strict, unpopular truth is that to a man, fixing the problem is his absolute highest, most desperate form of empathy.
Women vent to connect; we want our partner to just sit in the dark with us and validate the emotion. But men are hardwired to view the woman they love being in distress as an active threat. When he immediately offers a spreadsheet, a strategy, or a solution to your problem, he isn't trying to silence you. His brain has recognized that something in the world is hurting his partner, and his immediate, visceral instinct is to assassinate the thing causing you pain.
We constantly shame men for "not just listening," completely ignoring the fact that his attempt to fix your life is his most profound declaration of love.
The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.
Society begs men to open up, cry, and be emotionally vulnerable, but the silent, brutal truth nobody wants to admit is that a large percentage of women immediately lose romantic respect for a man the second he actually does. We call it "getting the ick." We essentially trick men into taking off their heavy armor just to judge them for the scars underneath, and then we have the audacity to wonder why they go right back to being stoic and completely emotionally closed off
@Lojemiru I have some experience but nothing too fancy. I made my pixel Super Metroid webcomic Project Zebex, and I customized some sprites for more cohesive reactions from Samus and Houston (using slightly recolored Jim sprite from Battletoads Double Dragon).
The internet constantly tells women that men are terrible listeners because the second a woman starts venting about her day, the man immediately interrupts to offer a logical solution. We are taught to view this as him being dismissive, emotionally unintelligent, or invalidating our feelings.
The strict, unpopular truth is that to a man, fixing the problem is his absolute highest, most desperate form of empathy.
Women vent to connect; we want our partner to just sit in the dark with us and validate the emotion. But men are hardwired to view the woman they love being in distress as an active threat. When he immediately offers a spreadsheet, a strategy, or a solution to your problem, he isn't trying to silence you. His brain has recognized that something in the world is hurting his partner, and his immediate, visceral instinct is to assassinate the thing causing you pain.
We constantly shame men for "not just listening," completely ignoring the fact that his attempt to fix your life is his most profound declaration of love.
We women live a terrifying double life. A mother will look at her teenage son with absolute, boundless empathy. She will hold him when he cries, tell him his feelings matter, and pray to God that he finds a woman who loves him for his pure heart, not his wallet.
But that exact same woman will turn around and look at her husband, who is literally someone else’s grown son and treat him like a malfunctioning piece of farm equipment if he loses his job or shows a moment of emotional fragility. We completely compartmentalize the fact that the men we drain, stress out, and demand traditional protection from were once little boys who were promised that their hearts mattered.
Look at the advice mothers pass down. It is pure, unfiltered hypocrisy.
We sit our daughters down and say: "Never settle. Make sure he is a provider. If he is struggling financially, do not build him up, leave him. You deserve a King." But if a mother catches wind that her son's girlfriend is treating him that way? If her son loses his job and his girlfriend packs her bags? That mother will lose her mind. She will call the girlfriend a gold-digger. She will call her toxic.
We are actively raising our daughters to become the exact type of women we pray our sons never meet.
BREAKING: CBS refused to air this Colbert interview with Democrat James Talarico, who is running for Senate in Texas, after being intimidated by Trump’s FCC rules.
Trump is worried that democrats are about to flip Texas.
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