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[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

“I think we have to reschedule, something came up”
Me:

[whit 🎀 @_kingwhit]

I hope it’s big and he has an amex I can borrow

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Why tf would you think a nigga who fries your nervous system is your soulmate

[Wired headphones bcz im performative @performativeasl]

@tybeendidts nobody hates women more than other women

[🧚‍♀️Evelyn🧚‍♀️ @Eva_Sommie]

A man is not a provider until he provides things for you that don’t benefit him.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I'm standing in a line at a store and the person behind me is standing too close.

[⋅°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @babydollgloss]

i still share locations w people i haven’t talked to in 4 years

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes

[༺♡༻ @grimsace]

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

ok yes i’m a little #evil but you gotta understand it’s to #protect me ok i’m sorry

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

You know you’re the shit when everybody wants to humble you

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

ngl I be feeling so bad niggas when they start fwm cuz u got 1 time to upset me before I remove you off every social media platform known to man

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[YANNIE @yaninastystar]

i beat on my niggas idgaf call yo sister

[svrp @shereeserenee]

and unfortunately I’ll succumb to the angry black woman stereotype because u will not bully me

[901 🐯 @901whodat]

It’s also not even an indicator.

The worst girl I know has several friends.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

you have to strongly rebuke anyone who insists they know you better than you know yourself.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

God knows who to put in these situations cus i would’ve been paid 😭