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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

GTA 6 feels like it’s standing at the edge of two completely different legacies. It could be one of the greatest video games ever made, a once in a generation release that reminds everyone why Rockstar still has the power to stop the entire industry in its tracks. Or it could become the clearest example yet of how damaged the modern game industry has become, where impossible expectations, endless development cycles, corporate pressure and fan obsession collide until even a massive game can’t possibly live up to the weight placed on it.

The entire AAA games industry goes on trial this November

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

earth full gameplay guide and review:

- takes 3 years to unlock voice chat
- tutorial takes 18 years
- banned at level 60-80
- can’t respawn
- pay to win
- good graphics, no lag
- can’t choose your own spawn server or username
- signing up takes 9 months

[PB 🏋🏾 @Sychida]

- Boil the water
- Forget about it
- Come back
- Done ✅

[Miss.Pancakes 🥞🇧🇼 @Avy_Coleman]

I was today years old when I found out boiling eggs is actually letting the eggs sit in very hot water. You’re not actively cooking the eggs the whole time.

- Boil the water
- Turn it off
- Let Eggs sit for 10 mins
- Done ✅

[MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 @ctreid89]

Dating in 2026

[mariana Z @mariana057]

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Lets see.

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck buck

HER: This is stupid.

ME: It gets better.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Karen.

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

Telling me what to do after my haircut when you didn’t pay for it is just insane

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Use of rain drops to convey the speed of the fight 🤯

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

Do you understand how long this bag been in that gahh damn house. This is ancient LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MANNY MOON 🌙 @Moonkiller17]

Easily

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

She thought he was giving up the spot but technology won with class.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

never even though about it from this perspective, but now I will never see it a different way again

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

like this if you thought TGI Fridays was closed.

[. @wydlamar]

She called that nigga a pimp from Zimbabwe dawg that is PRIMORDIAL level of racism 😭😭😭

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

niggas gettin batista bombed if u resist arrest