*niece eating gum*
Me: donโt swallow it, your farts will blow bubbles
Niece: no they wonโt!
Me: how do you know
Niece: ooh! Iโll hear it!
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truly cannot believe all these people posting apple music stats like โyou listened to 50 different artists this yearโ ... 50? ... f i f t y ? ... u stuck listening to the same crusty dusty songs every day of ur life bro how are you not bored ?! only 50