Captain Asshole

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

romance is not dead.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

she forgot her lashes so i bagged em up for her

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

now i’m at work crying. https://t.co/b7jc8S7qQo

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

@Chrispyyyyyy_ shutup.

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

just got Joe Bro floor seat tickets for my bday!!!!

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

kachow. ⚡️

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

i do not like this feeling this man is making me feel about him. 🥸

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

@kaitlinnicole31 us af.

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

now that i am no longer sick, i need some dick. 🥴

[luv @ilysubby]

idc if we kissed 29 times in the last 20 seconds i said i want ANOTHER ONE

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

why did i agree to go to the gym w my friends at 5 am. 🥲

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

gonna start manifesting being bent over a balcony somewhere tropical. 😇

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

You can’t replace a woman that gives both wife & bestfriend vibes>>>>

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

house **

[𝓔 @ee_liseeee]

“wyd?” oh nothing just looking at apartments for us to move into

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

@deannemarie_xo you’re literally one of the best people i know and hope you have a better day!!! 🥺🧡

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

i’ve been up since like 5 bc the stopped smoke alarm went off. 🙃

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

if there was like an award for hurting your own feelings i’d deff win every single time. 🥲

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

the amount of attention i deserve and the amount of attention i get do not match. 🥴

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

i’m not down w forever. 💛

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

just tryna find my soulmate and start a family. 😭😭😭

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

@Chrispyyyyyy_ goodbye christian. 🙄😂😂

[Captain Asshole @SydJRucker]

strike oneeeeee.