sydney robinson

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[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

me saying the pledge of allegiance before i give a guy head

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

if you have a problem with women being sex positive teleport back to the 1950s and fuck off

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

kissed my sneaky link on the forehead, who’s in control now

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

y’all don’t let me call my ex again

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

happy veterans day to all the men who have done service for this country and my cervix

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

i get drunk and do stupid shit like crash a bachelor party

[bug girl @buggirl]

forcing people with uteruses to push children out of their vaginas regardless of circumstance but then snatching food away from those children in the school lunch line and letting them starve if they are too poor. got it.

[rachel @rachel_thielen]

“I’m not meryl streep” then explain this greg🤔 #TheBacheloretteFinale #TheBachelorette

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

people out here talking about how having to carry a card to gain access is a violation of their freedom as if they don’t have to carry a card to drive, buy liquor, enter a bar, etc.

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

you guys rachael snores so load i can’t 😘

[rachael @rachaelcorah]

“let me be clear Rachael. 5 beers? is water. HYDRATION” @SydRob15

[Han @hannah_c_kirby]

Telling my kids this was Ally & AJ

[Àbíkẹ́ Oríṣéadé🔔 @oriiizgold]

I am the naked neighbor and I make 0 apologies for it.

[soulo @soulosaint]

How the fuck are we real

[sydney robinson @SydRob15]

switching back to night shift schedule after being on vacation is going to kick my a$$