Sydney B

Follow for the Tea sis

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i can still taste the dip stick

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i wish i could fart out my nipple - out of context Jeremy quote of the day

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gotta balance that income over the outgo

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when is opposite day?

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I get irritated when my parents are in the kitchen at the same time as me, because then I have to pick the apple over the bag of chips I really went in there for

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my ankles make so much noise when I walk. Call me snap crackle pop

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instead of saying that's old news, i'm going to start saying that's iced tea

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Idk why but being in a room alone with a dog is awkward

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everyone's voices will sound so crisp post-covid. No more mumble rap battles

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please excuse my language, but stop acting like a Karen

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@kenzie4454 george shrinks. that's the tweet.

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@LUDBA__ keep on that grind! you'll get a reply :)

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is dressing up as a mummy cultural appropriation?

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god i wish i could bullet bill to the front of traffic and drop a blue shell on their ass

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appreciating my unblocked nose before cough and cold season starts 👁️👃👁️

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pull your mask over your nose 💫👑

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Normalize patting your bum to check for swamp ass

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@angooserino happy birth

[Sydney B @SydTheSav1]

i took a poll yesterday and it turns out 100% of people get angry when their tents fall down