Sydney Rhoades

funeral director, former sandwich artist, bad at sports.

[Sydney Rhoades @SyddTheKidd]

Hey, sorry I’m late, I went to Sonic first even though I knew I didn’t have time.

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Every time I see something negative about Barbie I just reserve another ticket to see it again

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Hot girls iron their clothes with a hair straightener

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I know I am getting old because I’ve stopped doing the cha cha slide at weddings.

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Guys, I really think this is the week I become a morning person.

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Bout that time of year where my denim jacket becomes part of my personality

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I can never forgive @olivegarden for taking the ravioli di portobello off the menu. Please explain and send a lifetime supply of Bellini tea to make it up to me.

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Christians really get sweaty trying to explain dinosaurs.

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I would rather be live in person for Scott’s Tots than watch Rachel breakup with Tyler again. #TheBachelorette

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I have actually developed an anxiety disorder from watching Tyler’s hometown experience. #TheBachelorette

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Don’t you DARE tell TJ Maxx what you need. SHE will show you and you just say yes ma’am.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I would have no idea when we landed on the moon without Even Stevens.

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Guys, I really think this is the week I become a morning person.

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I would actually kill someone for Grogu. Like literally anyone.

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hey, hi, hello there, just checking in to let everyone know that as of today I have not tasted tastes or smelled smells in a year. thank you.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

5 years ago you never woulda been able to tell me the whole hood would be wearing crocs.

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The moms have been better dressed.

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I can’t even focus on what’s happening in the show because of how tragic Katie’s outfits are. #TheBachelorette

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And No. 1 with a bullet, Tarzan’s dad. Absolute smoke show. Never seen anyone pull off a mustache sideburn combo like this man. This one just isn’t even a joke for me.

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Happy Father’s Day and welcome to the thread where I rank the 5 hottest Disney dads.

Okay starting off at No. 5 we have Goofy Goof. Goofy is a great dad, super thoughtful, and he would make you laugh all the time. Unfortunately he would also be really annoying. Also a dog (?)

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No. 2 we’ve got a deep pull with Aladdin’s dad from the direct to video finale of the Aladdin trilogy. A classic bad boy with a good heart.