Squid

what I learned in boating school is...

[Squid @SydneyCammann]

@OregonState Always get matching "BEAVS" liptats with ur bffs after winning the civil war and then take grad pics like this

[👑 @__princessaf]

Why is playing with her like this 😂😂😂😂

[emma @egroom21]

this has to be the goodest good boy I’ve ever laid my eyes on

[Tim Scott @hellotimscott]

Getting to know our delivery guys. #TigerKing

[jess @cailluosucks]

2 hours 16 minutes and 43 seconds into self-quarantine:

[smartie @m4rticus]

So I was coaching a basketball camp this week and I asked a kid what his name was and he goes “Weed” and I was like.. ok I guess we’re in Austin so not shocking. Anyway I called this child weed for 3 days.
turns out he had a speech impediment and his name is Reid 🙃

[L 🍒 @ForeverLAS_]

My grandpa passed 7 months ago so this is my grandma’s 1st Xmas w/o him in 59 years. For Christmas we decided to gift her w/ letters we found her & my grandpa wrote to each other in 1962 while they were in college. He kept them all these years ❤️

[marcmagt (tinashe stan account) @marcmagt]

Nadie superará este nunca jamás https://t.co/q9qqZyzotZ

[kari 🖤 @kvrinaperez]

wait for it.. 😂😂

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m here in Bikini Bottom at a little burger joint, the Krusty Krab. Their famous Krabby Patty has all the locals talking - time to check it out 🤙🏼

[Squid @SydneyCammann]

My dad, talking to my cat, downstairs by himself: “Poppyseed!....is your last name really seed..?” 💀

[Roger Smith @nikkideejay]

Why is naked pronounced naked but baked is not pronounced baked

[em ᰔᩚ @ghstfIeurs]

me: :(

baby pumpkins at the grocery store:
🎃🎃🎃🎃 (very small) 🎃🎃🎃🎃

me: :)