Sydney Cullop Salow

@logansalow28’s trophy wife/sugar momma

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

The other day, Logan mentioned that we should just have our wedding catered by @Moes_HQ. Today, this popped up on my timeline...
The government may be shut down, but my FBI agent is still out here grinding.

[I @W_Asherah]

I've been asking my male friends to do something - *watch if the first response to everything a woman tells you is to refute, say no or something negative*

One texted me later: Holy f*ck

The problem is, constantly putting up with unwarranted resistance is bad for mental health.

[Biggs Burke @1996Biggs]

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

@Allybranham Its crazy you think like this, because a big factor in why I refuse to live alone is that I never want to mow a lawn if I can avoid it.

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

Dad: “I will always go to work in bad weather. My job doesn’t stop for ice. I have to be there”

*Me mentioning going to work after the ice storm*

Dad: “oh no, you can’t go. You won’t make it there. It’s just not safe for you.”

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

CAN WE GET A WHO DEY!?

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

Josh Allen deserved better

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

@Allybranham Wait what…?!

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Awesome gesture from Iowa Football

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

Sounds about right..

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

I say “please” and “thank you” to Siri because 1.) my mother taught me manners and 2.) have you ever seen Smart House?

[hater @engxl]

i will never forgive my mom for not buying me this

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

Hey @Apple, why haven’t you made FaceTime voicemails a thing yet?

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

Willing to bet that whoever decided on the “all liquids must fit in a quart-sized baggie” TSA rule is a man that uses 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash.

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

@zklemmeADI Thank you! Hopefully you’ll be writing about him a lot more this season😊

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

!!!! That’s a guy! Let’s go Rell!!!

[Zack Klemme @zklemmeHD]

Ashland finally gets the big play — on Terrell Jordan’s catch of a 30-yard jump ball from Bailey Thacker. SJ Lycans XP.

5:10 4th: Ashland 10, Boyd County 7.

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

One of life’s greatest mysteries—what makes a grown man choose a visor over a regular hat?

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

Well, I didn’t expect the NBA Draft to make me cry, but here we are.

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

I would like to know Kate Beckinsale’s secret to never aging.

[Sydney Cullop Salow @SydneyCullop]

“I guarantee you that if you did a study nationwide of cars that won’t get out of the left lane, 90% would be from Ohio.” -Dave Cullop

The family trip is off to a great start☺️