birks are literally the best shoes ever made.
have on a casual outfit?
wear your birks.
want to wear a comfy shoe?
wear your birks.
dressing up?
wear your birks.
going to the pool?
wear your birks.
wearing leggings and a T-shirt?
wear your birks.
Catherine told me she has a 2:30 chiropractor appointment tomorrow.
I said, ��I didn’t know he worked on teeth?”
She said, “What are you talking about?”
I said, “You said your tooth hurty.”
She said nothing and left the room.
I’m left wondering if she understood the joke.
Today I learned that Kylie Jenner is a billionaire while I’m over here shopping prices for trash bags and deodorant on Amazon.
I joined the wrong reality show.