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@milesbond Video idea: Try guys come to China: Keith tours a vinegar museum, Ned learns about parenting in China, Eugene ranks Chinese wine, and Zac tries Chinese medicine

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@AllyOkolowitz Hawaii would be nice, but $$$. I'll see what I can do though! 😸😸

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This summer I want a road trip, a 2 week trip with nothing but had to have been there moments and crazy companions. @AllyOkolowitz you in?

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@mrdowdle Thank you!

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@mrdowdle I remember you used to show animated videos of stories kids had written, what were those called?

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@AllyOkolowitz nope, Ive already accepted the caling of being a crazy chinese spinster who areanges blimd dates for a fortune.

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@AllyOkolowitz 恭喜恭喜！Congratulations!

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My favorite past time is convincing my taxi drivers I'm from China. #怪我了

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@AllyOkolowitz ummmm.... china..... google.... not so much......

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@AllyOkolowitz haha, I would gladly pass it on to anyone! 😂

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'you had to have been there' my most commonly used phrase to date in 2017.

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Standing at check in with friends, and this stranger identified us as Americans because "Americans are stupid." #complemented #classymonkeys

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Turn off phone while boarding plane, try to turn on phone after landing... no signs of life to be found! #technologyhatesme

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If I got 1¥ each time I heard someone say foreigner it would support my coffee addiction. #35¥oncoffeeaday #我这个老外 #classymonkey #brokemonkey

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'my mom told me (not) to' is still the best explanation, even on the other side of the world. #momknowsbest #classymonkey #nevertrulygrownup

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@AllyOkolowitz 真的！😂😂

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@AllyOkolowitz I ate enough for ten people, had 月饼, and only spoke 中文。I miss you 2. We will celebrate mid autumn together one of these days

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There are two kinds of cold. 1: its cold outside. 2: older asian lady tells you to put on a jacket. #classy奶奶 #mybodyisasauna

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I know I'm in China and all, but my shirt smells like Tucanos, and now I all I want is grilled pineapple. #foreignlivin

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I've never been so consistently lost in my life! #whatisthisplace?